angery gorilla
angery gorilla by phillip mcguigan September 26, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
angry gorilla
an angry gorilla is when you shave your pubes, then have a chick give you a blow job.you then come on her face and throw a handful of pubes in her face,making her look like a gorilla.
angry gorilla by c.j. November 18, 2003
Related Words
The Angry Gorilla
The Angry Gorilla is when a man shaves his pubic hairs and saves them in a bag next to his bed. the next time he has a woman over, after sex when he ejaculates on her chest, he then proceeds to take the saved pubic hairs and throw them at her chest. She then trys to pull them off looking similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest.
When a male ejaculates on a womans chest and throws his saved pubic hair on her chest. She them becomes angry and trys to pull the hairs off. Similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest. This is called The Angry Gorilla
The Angry Gorilla by William Warner December 15, 2008
angry gorilla
When a person is mad for whatever reason and has to take a shit. They decide to shit in their hand and then leave the shit in a public location. Typically, finger markings are left in the shit to make it appear like a hand grenade. Originally mentioned on the Free Beer and Hot Wings morning radio show.
Joe was so ticked at his boss when he worked at a movie theater that he left an angry gorilla in the urinal.
angry gorilla by dipiddy July 26, 2011
Angry Gorilla
When you shave your butt crack and someone gives you a rim job, and they proceed to get your butt hair all over their face and mouth. They then run around the room waving their arms while screaming "arrgh!" at the top of their lungs.
I figured I would shave my asscrack for my girl, but I didn't clean all the hair off. So when she went to work on my cornhole I ended up giving her the angry gorilla!
Angry Gorilla by Akhetnu April 21, 2006
angry gorilla
when a guy shaves all his pubic hair off and after a girl gives him head he throws them in her face and kicks her in the shin
after I shaved off my pubes I stashed them in my left pocket for later...then she sucked my dick and when I exploded in her face I flung the contents of my left pocket from earlier in and around her face then I kicked her in the shin and that is the angry gorilla
angry gorilla by gus gus angry October 28, 2008
angry gorilla
when you take a shit and it flies all over the toilet leaving the bowl all messy just like if you would take the toilet off the floor and slam it back down.
angry gorilla by Shifty February 2, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026