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zoo zoo's and wham wham's 

A prison slang term used by older jail inmates or prison convicts for jail or prison "inmate store or commissary" bought items such as: small cakes or pies, candy bars or sweet tooth items purchased by inmates.
zoo zoo's and wham wham's are individually packaged fruit filled pies, twinkies, cup cakes,pound cake, small pecan pies,and all candy bars, hard taffy, licorice and small packages of hard candy, all purchased from inmate store.
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zoo zoo's and wham wham's 

slang for snacks of any sort, in the big house
hey man ill toss yo salad for some zoo zoo's and wham whams

Zoo Zoos and Wham Whams 

“I sell dat boy p*ssy for zoo zoos and wham whams” - Beyond Scared straight

zoo zoo's and wham wham's 

Junk food, debbie snacks, twinkies, ect.
"You need to buy some real food, not all of those zoo zoo's and wham wham's.

zoo zoos and wham whams 

Zoo zoos are commissary food items sold to prisoners and wham whams are cigarettes. Circa 1980s youngins. It ain't all sweet, cabrón.
Run those zoo zoos and wham whams, Flaco! Make some moves and put some money on the books for me. Send it so I can spend it.

Pinch and Zoom 

When you take a shit of catastrophic proportions (clog the john, splash the walls, destroy the ozone, etc.) at a public place (friend's house, mother-in-law, church, etc.) and you have to make a hasty getaway before anyone calls you out.
I was at my boss' house last night and I had a bad case of diarrhea so i just had to Pinch and Zoom.
Pinch and Zoom by VMSTRETCH June 1, 2011

SCOOT AND ZOOT 

When you're smoking weed while walking around in public
Damn, did you see him scoot and zoot right in front of the police station?
SCOOT AND ZOOT by Clarissa Fray December 3, 2017
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