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An affliction caused by poor hygiene, where the anal and rectal areas become inflamed and itchy.
" I forgot to whipe my ass after shitting today, now I have the analitch. Nothing worse than going to itch something and getting shit under your fingernails."
analitch by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018
smart,funny,and is very nice she will nock a bitch out so dont fucking test her
analia is so sweet
Analia by baddie_niy January 5, 2022
An extremely sexy intelligent Persian goddess, known for her beauty and brain. Often known to make men swoon. Overall an extremely beautiful, kind and brilliant woman.
Guy A: Oh there goes that girl, she so fine she could be a direct descendant of lord and savior Anahita
Guy B:Damn you is right bro she reminds me of an Anahita
Anahita by 14Pirana July 30, 2016
Analina is and amazing nice funny girl with a bit of a dirty mind and has a rocky past but is learning to come over it. She is loved by everyone who gets to know her. But once you do know her you realize how complex her life is. All Analina needs is a small group of best friends who won't leave. She's beautiful, smart, sexy, and a great friend.
Guy 1: Dude, have u met Analina yet?
Guy 2: Uh, duh, who hasn't?
Analina by Username Loading... March 15, 2017

Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.
Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.
Gaping Analitus by Spok3 April 11, 2022
Anahita is the name of the Persian goddess of water.
She is a seductive woman with dark wavy hair, mysterious eyes and a great sense of humor. She is remarkably sensual, inspiring and vibrant.
- Bro! that girl is luminous! She really lights up the room.
- Yes that is Anahita! I must say she is very bubbly but I am slightly intimidated by her.
Anahita by frequentlyaskedquestions February 24, 2015
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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