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anal drive 

The attraction from one man penus to another mans arse, and up and through every ventrical. It could also mean the drive right up the anus crack, and beyond.
Jim:"Ahhhhhhhhhh, i have got a hankering to anal drive you Bob".
Bob:"I guess it is what i always say, when in Rome".
Guss:"What the fuck are you talking about you two queers, we aren't even in Rome".
anal drive by Paul Mc D February 4, 2006
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anal driver 

1. Don't touch my anal driver, i havn't washed it.

anal diver 

One that diver or plunges into the anus (especially a homosexul.) The references is meant to bring forth imagery of a scuba diver in a wet suit diving into the ocean, like a penis plunging into an ocean of ass.
He didn't wear a snorkel but we could all tell that he was an anal diver.
anal diver by cool4dude April 29, 2005

Anal Driver 

To show your displeasure at somebody who drives too close to your rear by labelling them an 'anal driver'.

Used by any douche nozzle who is in the slightest proud of their dangerous style of driving.
1: "Uh-oh. We have an anal driver. He's probably fulfilling his ambition of fucking another dude up the ass by getting close in his penis extension Porsche"
2: "Word"

1: "Hey, baby. Watch me anally drive this inferior human in front. I'm so hard right now... for speed!"
Anal Driver by redlineonhill February 23, 2008

analdrive 

analdrive - To have deep feelings to have mad anal sex.
Britney Spears Loves anal because her analdrive is at the max.
analdrive by erghiez October 12, 2004
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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