The internet fascination with ninjas. One of those fads that was very funny when sites like realultimatepower first came out, the ninja phenomenon quickly spiralled out of control.
Like telling somebody it's funny to stick your finger up a cow's anus just to see if they'll do it, ninjorgies on the internet are far more easier to partake in. The person doesn't have to buy wellies; doesn't have to trespass on a farm; doesn't have to get a smelly finger; all that is required is they forfeit their dignity.
The power of ninjorgies was so much so that people started to believe mentioning a ninja alone counted as comedy.
Like telling somebody it's funny to stick your finger up a cow's anus just to see if they'll do it, ninjorgies on the internet are far more easier to partake in. The person doesn't have to buy wellies; doesn't have to trespass on a farm; doesn't have to get a smelly finger; all that is required is they forfeit their dignity.
The power of ninjorgies was so much so that people started to believe mentioning a ninja alone counted as comedy.
The Ninjorgy went on for an entire week, each person contributing further to the demise of the ninja legend.
"I'm a ninja!"
"You're a fucking douche who can't think of anything original to say to other douches on the internet."
"I'm a ninja!"
"You're a fucking douche who can't think of anything original to say to other douches on the internet."
by Redlineonhill February 25, 2008
The state of a male being overly aroused in a public place.
Said victim will get to the point where all of their efforts to tame the beast look in vain. Even the least hottest things have the ability to start it up again.
The problem can involve a few false dawns of thinking you have it under control, only to find that you start to link everything back to your problem below.
Said victim will get to the point where all of their efforts to tame the beast look in vain. Even the least hottest things have the ability to start it up again.
The problem can involve a few false dawns of thinking you have it under control, only to find that you start to link everything back to your problem below.
1: "Did you hear about Mike from accounting?"
2: "No?"
1: "He got all reserectile. They sent him home for the day to work it off"
2: "No?"
1: "He got all reserectile. They sent him home for the day to work it off"
by Redlineonhill February 26, 2008
Somebody who lives for the weekend. They show an inexplicable desire to go out and waste an entire week's wage over the course of the weekend.
Will more often than not boast about it to their friends.
Will more often than not boast about it to their friends.
1: "I got totally wasted!"
2: "Okay. Do you want to go out and get something to eat?"
1: "I can't. I spent all my money getting wasted!"
2: "How will you survive for the rest of the week?"
1: "Who cares? Friday will be here in no time. I'm gonna get wasted! Partyyyy!"
2: "Scrap this. I can't continue to be friends with a weekendolt."
2: "Okay. Do you want to go out and get something to eat?"
1: "I can't. I spent all my money getting wasted!"
2: "How will you survive for the rest of the week?"
1: "Who cares? Friday will be here in no time. I'm gonna get wasted! Partyyyy!"
2: "Scrap this. I can't continue to be friends with a weekendolt."
by Redlineonhill February 26, 2008
Closely related to the ninja pandemic, pirosis explains the fascination with pirates.
Like the cane toad being introduced to counteract the problem of the cane beetle in Australia, pirosis came about because of ninjorgies. This meant that the fascinations of each began to run parallel.
Who introduced pirates to the internet is uncertain, though those who did it were thought to severely regret what they unleashed on unwitting victims.
Like the cane toad being introduced to counteract the problem of the cane beetle in Australia, pirosis came about because of ninjorgies. This meant that the fascinations of each began to run parallel.
Who introduced pirates to the internet is uncertain, though those who did it were thought to severely regret what they unleashed on unwitting victims.
Pirosis had little impact on the ninjafest. The two cultures ended up embracing each other.
1: "Dude, did you read Maddox's new article?!"
2: "Yeah!"
1: "Let's write him an email to show our admiration... it has to be witty."
2: "How about... 'Arghhhh! We're pirates'"
1: "Genius. Nobody would ever have thought of that!"
1: "Dude, did you read Maddox's new article?!"
2: "Yeah!"
1: "Let's write him an email to show our admiration... it has to be witty."
2: "How about... 'Arghhhh! We're pirates'"
1: "Genius. Nobody would ever have thought of that!"
by Redlineonhill February 25, 2008
To show your displeasure at somebody who drives too close to your rear by labelling them an 'anal driver'.
Used by any douche nozzle who is in the slightest proud of their dangerous style of driving.
Used by any douche nozzle who is in the slightest proud of their dangerous style of driving.
1: "Uh-oh. We have an anal driver. He's probably fulfilling his ambition of fucking another dude up the ass by getting close in his penis extension Porsche"
2: "Word"
1: "Hey, baby. Watch me anally drive this inferior human in front. I'm so hard right now... for speed!"
2: "Word"
1: "Hey, baby. Watch me anally drive this inferior human in front. I'm so hard right now... for speed!"
by redlineonhill February 23, 2008
A name for a popular type of sweet in Britain, Jelly Baby can also be used to describe fat children.
A Jelly Baby is the type of child that always used to feature on American talk shows. The kid would be clearly obese, have a rolled up face because of fat stored there, and the mother will always have a bag of cheesy curls to appease the child's demanding belly.
A Jelly Baby is the type of child that always used to feature on American talk shows. The kid would be clearly obese, have a rolled up face because of fat stored there, and the mother will always have a bag of cheesy curls to appease the child's demanding belly.
Man 1: "Hey, you see that jelly baby sitting over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah."
Man 1: "I dare you to give it some of your ice cream"
Man 2: "Dude, we're at the Zoo! You're not supposed to feed the jelly babies."
Man 2: "Yeah."
Man 1: "I dare you to give it some of your ice cream"
Man 2: "Dude, we're at the Zoo! You're not supposed to feed the jelly babies."
by Redlineonhill February 10, 2008
To describe person on the internet who often participates in the most banal arguments.
Argumerry because it's like watching a merry go round, the argument/debate continuously coming back to the same exasperated points.
Commonly found on popular websites where anybody can leave messages, with conflict arising over the most nonsensical of things.
Argumerry because it's like watching a merry go round, the argument/debate continuously coming back to the same exasperated points.
Commonly found on popular websites where anybody can leave messages, with conflict arising over the most nonsensical of things.
The two argumerry assholes debated for 2 pages on a forum about who would win in a fight between Ali and Marciano. The rest of the forum wanted to give them a lynching.
by Redlineonhill February 14, 2008