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Asskissitis
Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.
Asskissitis by keifermail June 29, 2009
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asskissery
the practice of seeking to gain favor by flattering, praising and/or brown nosing those in leadership positions i.e. employer, coach, administrator, supervisor, etc.
She didn't even notice me until I was promoted, now her constant compliments are nothing more than asskissery of the highest order.
asskissery by infinityx December 30, 2008
trump asskisser
A die hard Republican that will support Donald Trump regardless of what he says or does even if it involves sexual assault or other serious allegations. Undying loyalty to Donald Trump and his madness.
trump asskisser by JOBLO41 May 20, 2018
Asskissery
The act of becoming a seasoned ass kisser, to please a boss, or other person at a place of work or for personal gain.
At many restaurants, Customers are very important, thus the need to obtain a degree in advanced Asskissery.
Asskissery by Benjamin Allen Steele April 2, 2009
Askism
Askism by Emilybefree October 23, 2013
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