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Asskissitis 

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Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.
Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.
Asskissitis by keifermail June 29, 2009

asskissery 

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the practice of seeking to gain favor by flattering, praising and/or brown nosing those in leadership positions i.e. employer, coach, administrator, supervisor, etc.

She didn't even notice me until I was promoted, now her constant compliments are nothing more than asskissery of the highest order.
asskissery by infinityx December 30, 2008

trump asskisser 

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A die hard Republican that will support Donald Trump regardless of what he says or does even if it involves sexual assault or other serious allegations. Undying loyalty to Donald Trump and his madness.
Person 1: That guy really likes Donald Trump.
Person 2: Oh, he must be another Trump asskisser.
trump asskisser by JOBLO41 May 20, 2018

asskiss 

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A person that will say "yes" or "no" at the correct time, to gain favor from his or her boss, or political affiliate.
Dave is such an f'en asskiss.
or
Did you see how Dave asskissed him up one side and down the other?
asskiss by TAP October 22, 2004

Asskissery 

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The act of becoming a seasoned ass kisser, to please a boss, or other person at a place of work or for personal gain.
At many restaurants, Customers are very important, thus the need to obtain a degree in advanced Asskissery.

Askism 

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A question you ask a person without caring about their response.
How are you today?

Do you really care? Or is that just an askism?
Askism by Emilybefree October 23, 2013
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Friend 1: Minimap
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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