Askism

A question you ask a person without caring about their response.

How are you today?

Do you really care? Or is that just an askism?

by Emilybefree October 23, 2013

Asoism

The best religion, Leading lost children to the light and giving them somewhere to feel safe.

I was lost until victor showed me Asoism

by VictorSucks August 18, 2018

fat-assism

when someone eats so much and they don't care what, to which they have a disease or condition called fatassism

i have a disease. it's called fat-assism.

by javier montoya jose rodriguez December 13, 2010

Assism

Often confused with Dickism, Pussism, Fuckism or Shitism, Assism is the art of being a fuck piece to everything around you.

Guy: I shall now use your liver as a gun
Other guy: Man you really practice Assism.

by MinceFuck Cycle January 17, 2022

assism

The belief that if you can make an ass of yourself, you will. Similar to Murphy's Law.

Stephen: "Dude, you're making yourself look like an ass!"
Anthony: "Man, assism must be true!"

by K.P.V. May 20, 2008

Askististics

Your level of ass kising relative to others in your office or workgroup.

With the new boss coming Jon's level of askististics is going to be reset to zero with the new guy, so get ready for some major ass kissing.

by Brickprick January 18, 2011

Askimo

The sexual malpractice of placing an icecube inside your partners anus either during intercourse or whilst asleep directly after intercourse.

AAAH! I've been askimo'd!

by Glover September 2, 2005