the practice of seeking to gain favor by flattering, praising and/or brown nosing those in leadership positions i.e. employer, coach, administrator, supervisor, etc.
She didn't even notice me until I was promoted, now her constant compliments are nothing more than asskissery of the highest order.
by infinityx December 30, 2008
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At many restaurants, Customers are very important, thus the need to obtain a degree in advanced Asskissery.
by Benjamin Allen Steele April 2, 2009
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When people write about your name and it says something nice and makes you feel good about yourself, but in reality its people writing about their friends/crushes.
Person 1 - I'm going to look up my name in Urban Dictionary}.
Person 2 - Fine.
Person 1 - Wow, it says people who are named like me are super buff and handsome.
Person 2 - Nah, thats just Urban Asskissery
Person 1- Oh.
Person 2 - Fine.
Person 1 - Wow, it says people who are named like me are super buff and handsome.
Person 2 - Nah, thats just Urban Asskissery
Person 1- Oh.
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by JOBLO41 May 20, 2018
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I went to a Pantera concert and there was some serious asskickery goin' on there
I went to a Pantera concert and there was some serious asskickery goin' on there
by vick jack November 5, 2004
Get the asskickery mug.A person seeking some sort of advancement from a Jewish individual by spreading his/her butt-cheeks and kissing their ass-hole leaving a brown residue on their nose. (Usually asking for money because of the assumption that Jewish people have a lot of it).
Guy 1: What does Fellman think he's going to get from being such a Jewy Asskisser?
Guy 2: I dunno. Ask Ryan his nose is already brown.
Guy 2: I dunno. Ask Ryan his nose is already brown.
by ImaBadFish January 6, 2008
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