apputate

deleting of an application for anything from ipods to androids, due to its cancerous uselessness.

I downloaded a clock app for my ipod, but it already has a build in clock so I apputated it.

by cenobyte October 30, 2012

The Amputated Hand

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.

Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.

by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

Amputate

To completely cut off or end an intimate relationship with a guy or girl.

Jeff: "Man, I caught her cheating again tonight. I know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. I don't know what to do."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we're going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."

by ebarb44 March 6, 2010

aputate

Chicano slang for hurry up, but replacing the "r" in "apurate" with "t", it means "Bitch hurry up", or "hurry up bitch!'

YOU GOING SOOO SLOWWW !! OMG APUTATE!!!

by Prieta J March 30, 2016

Amputated

Getting so fucked up that you feel like you lost limbs

mark and nick were so amputated at that party last night

by Mfp420 December 28, 2010

amputate

The act of chopping off the cock.

timmy: hey mommy whens the next time i can visit my 5 year old sister? her black hole is cool.
mom: YOU SCREWED YOUR SISTER! then its time for some sexa amputation.
timmy: NOO MOMMY IM SORRY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mom: woo i got a new dildo, i liked my dads better though.

by YO MY HO February 27, 2003

Amputated

So mashed its like you have no limbs left ...

Man i was so fucked on dodge k last night... i was amputated

by Amputee January 16, 2009