amo-sexual 

a homo-sexual middle eastern man usually of arab decent.

Uncle Mostafa is a amo-sexual

Asi amo-sexual eh

amo-sexual by Andre_sas November 13, 2006

arosexual 

When you're never attracted to someone both sexually and romantically at the same time.

You put every possible partner in either a sexual or a romantical "box" and they never get mixed.

You find this one person sexually attractive but not romantically but you find this other person romantically attractive but not sexually.

"Is it weird that I am never romantically attracted to someone I already find sexually attractive and when I love someone I dont find them sexually attractive? "
"No, you're arosexual."

arosexual by wannabeurbangirl July 24, 2016

Amesexual

The sexual traction towards America

Founder: Markai Cat

America: Hi Russia...
Russia: *breathes heavily* I’m Amesexual

Amesexual by anonymous September 4, 2020

ammosexual marriage 

Ammosexual marriage: "The legal union of a gun lover and their weapon of choice." Not clear if it is actually legal in any State but may be allowed de facto as a result of current gun laws. Supposed to result from improper bonding at a young age to the mother resulting in transference of sexual attachment to a piece of metal such as a doorknob or shotgun.

Ammosexual marriage is a human right.

ammosexual marriage by charleyzencat February 14, 2015

ammosexual 

A term for someone who feels affection for firearms. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of the gun, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or tactile feel of the gun. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to find and acquire ammunition to feed their firearms, especially at an affordable price.

Ammosexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots who desire the eradication of individual liberty and equality, in favor of either violent mobs, might-makes-right, or tyrant kings.

Fearing violence and protests, most ammosexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Ammosexuals are frequently the target of anti-freedom laws and politicians, and are currently denied many freedoms granted to other minority groups in most nations.

Hey, want to see my new favorite rifle? Her name's Vera.

Are you an ammosexual, too? Do you want to maybe try being range buddies?

ammosexual by The Metallurgist August 6, 2014

Amesexual

A sexual attraction to America, made by Markai Cat who ships RusAme. (No offence.)

Person: Im Amesexual.

Brody: What?

Person: I'm Attracted to America!

Brody: ....What-

Amesexual by August403 February 11, 2021

avosexual

Feeling romantic toward avocados.

Wow, I'm having a total avosexual moment. I don't remember kissing that boy, but I sure remember devouring the avocado.

avosexual by avosexter October 4, 2013