Ambosexual 

An Individual who has an obsession, fascination and/or fetish for the Emergency Medical Services (including Fire & Rescue).

Ambosexuals can suffer from 'Hero Complex' cognitive delusions, Delusions of Grandiosity among peers and the general public, and Autism Spectrum Disorder. In some case, Ambosexuals pursue Pre-Hospital Emergency Medicine for morbid curiosity, sexual gratification and other sinister fantasies.

Modus Operandi of an Ambosexual includes (but is not limited to);

-The purchase of expensive medical and rescue equipment for display purposes only.
-The purchase or procurement (legal or otherwise) of official emergency services equipment (such as badges and uniforms).
-Regular conversation pertaining to the emergency medical services, regardless of social setting.
-Pre-hospital emergency care social media presence.
-Ideation of commanding officers, disdain towards peers.
-Poor understanding of their clinical level's scope of practice, poor bedside manner, poor performance of skills, high death toll.

Ambosexuals can usually be found as members of voluntary medical organizations, due to poor vetting procedure.

The new recruit is an Ambosexual, do not let them near a patient.

Ambosexual by Nicull August 16, 2024

Aegosexual 

Used to be known as autochristosexuality. Many people in the asexual community have found, that a fair amount of individuals that do not experience sexual attraction to people, experience arousal to sexual activities that they are not involved in.

Karl is aegosexual because even though he experiences sexual arousal from reading things in books or seeing it on tv he has no desire to actually do it.

Aegosexual by frecklesandsunburns June 19, 2016

Autosexual 

A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.

M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*

Autosexual by Shrek's monsterous bean October 11, 2017

Asiosexual 

being sexually or romantically attracted precisely to Asians while not feeling forms of attraction towards other ethnicities.

"isn't that guy hot?"

"I don't think so, I'm asiosexual."

Asiosexual by clover99 April 7, 2015

abrosexual 

Noun (n)- an individual that has a fluid and/or rapidly changing sexuality that fluctuates between different sexualities

I used to not feel comfortable defining myself as one sexuality, and then I learned about abrosexuals

abrosexual by Dictionary User June 19, 2015

Aegosexual 

Someone who finds sexual content or sexual fantasies/content arousing but who seldom or never experiences sexual attraction themselves. Essentially they enjoy the idea of sex but experience no real desire to participate in it. They may be sex-neutral or sex-repulsed. This identity is on the asexual spectrum.

“Mya, this book is really smutty. It’s giving me some dirty ideas…”
“Well then why don’t we act out some of those ideas!”
“No thank you. I’m aegosexual.”

Aegosexual by QueerAngelofSolitude August 13, 2021

arosexual 

When you're never attracted to someone both sexually and romantically at the same time.

You put every possible partner in either a sexual or a romantical "box" and they never get mixed.

You find this one person sexually attractive but not romantically but you find this other person romantically attractive but not sexually.

"Is it weird that I am never romantically attracted to someone I already find sexually attractive and when I love someone I dont find them sexually attractive? "
"No, you're arosexual."

arosexual by wannabeurbangirl July 24, 2016