Ammosexual

Someone who gains pleasure from shoving his ammo into the rectum of a firearm and then ejaculating it out the penis end. You will frequently see-men killing trees as targets after briskly stroking their barrel.
"Excuse me Mr gun store owner. Do you have any ammosexual lube?
"Yes, Sir. Butt we call it gun oil here".
by mayfieldenator January 26, 2020
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A person who is obsessed with guns/firearms, sometimes to an unhealthy level. While not automatically a bad person, is often not well in the head and lets it show in other ways too. Also, often has thoughts about shooting others legally, often in self-defense as to get away with it scott-free.

Usually has too many guns, talks about guns all the time, and centers their whole personality around guns (usually including posts about the 2nd Amendment and "freedom" or something else like that.
Ammosexual: I love this new Daniel Defense DDM4 V7 rifle! I think I'll go to the range later and shoot some targets, and maybe, just maybe, someone will break into my house and I can shoot that scumbag's brains out!

Ammosexual's Wife: I mean I like guns too, but do you really need 14 assault rifles, 17 handguns, two sniper rifles, and a minigun, essentially?

Ammosexual: Yes, it is necessary to my freedoms and rights to bear arms. It's also essential to ym happiness.
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A disorder particularly found in white American men. These men can also be found with a confederate flag being flown on their a large and loud truck
"Wow he really loves guns. He must be ammosexual."
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"An "open-carry firearm enthusiast" who is so passionate, they take their weapons on dates, into restaurants and fast-food places. As described by Bill Maher's New Rules segment, 'Real Time with Bill Maher, 6/6/2014; HBO
1) "I was going to get a milkshake, until I saw two ammosexuals eating burgers."
2) "Good news everybody: R.J.'s Steakhouse quit allowing Ammosexuals!"
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A person who feels sexual gratification from shoving ammunition and firearms up their rectal cavity
That ammosexual just crapped out a round of 45's
by Stave7 September 11, 2019
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A term for someone who feels affection for firearms. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of the gun, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or tactile feel of the gun. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to find and acquire ammunition to feed their firearms, especially at an affordable price.

Ammosexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots who desire the eradication of individual liberty and equality, in favor of either violent mobs, might-makes-right, or tyrant kings.

Fearing violence and protests, most ammosexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Ammosexuals are frequently the target of anti-freedom laws and politicians, and are currently denied many freedoms granted to other minority groups in most nations.
Hey, want to see my new favorite rifle? Her name's Vera.

Are you an ammosexual, too? Do you want to maybe try being range buddies?
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Andrew said to just at him next time I define ammosexual.
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