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ambidickstrous 

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand
Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.
ambidickstrous by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

ambidickstrous 

The ability for a man to masturbate with either his left hand or his right hand
Girl: So, do you beat your dick with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.
ambidickstrous by jungle's nuts January 10, 2010

ambidickstrious 

The ability for a person to provide handjobs of similar quality regardless of the hand that they use.
Unfortunately Chantale broke her writing hand in a car accident. Luckily for her boyfriend Jeff, she is ambidickstrious and is able to perform handjobs of similar quality with either hand. Had Jeff been the one to have broken his writing hand, he would have had to suffer the consequences of being unable to masturbate effectively for several months.
ambidickstrious by brentionary September 6, 2013

ambidickstrous 

Able to use both hands equally well when performing masturbation.
One who is ambidickstrous is able to Choke the chicken with the right hand while in the shower or spank the monkey with left the hand while on the computer, thus freeing your right hand to use the mouse. Plus it's like knowing two ladies.
ambidickstrous by CurrentSea July 7, 2010

Ambidickstrous 

Being able to use the right and left hands equally well when handling a dick
My girlfriend was ambidickstrous, meaning she could finagle a dick with either hand
Ambidickstrous by ethant35 February 24, 2019

Ambidickstrious 

The ability to masturbate with both hands
Yeah sometimes my hand gets tired so I have to use my other one. I guess you could call me ambidickstrious.
Ambidickstrious by Salty Jesus November 14, 2016
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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