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ambidickstrious 

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The ability for a person to provide handjobs of similar quality regardless of the hand that they use.
Unfortunately Chantale broke her writing hand in a car accident. Luckily for her boyfriend Jeff, she is ambidickstrious and is able to perform handjobs of similar quality with either hand. Had Jeff been the one to have broken his writing hand, he would have had to suffer the consequences of being unable to masturbate effectively for several months.
ambidickstrious by brentionary September 6, 2013
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Ambidickstrious 

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The ability to masturbate with both hands
Yeah sometimes my hand gets tired so I have to use my other one. I guess you could call me ambidickstrious.
Ambidickstrious by Salty Jesus November 14, 2016

Ambidickstrious 

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1. The talent of a male to sexually pleasure himself with both hands.

2. A female talent to proficiently sexually gratify two males with both hands.
Ted wnted to have a three way, but could not find two women. It's a good thing he is Ambidickstrious.
Ambidickstrious by Ted E Dee February 5, 2010

ambidickstrous 

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When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand
Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.
ambidickstrous by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

ambidickstrous 

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The ability for a man to masturbate with either his left hand or his right hand
Girl: So, do you beat your dick with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.
ambidickstrous by jungle's nuts January 10, 2010

ambidickstrous 

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Able to use both hands equally well when performing masturbation.
One who is ambidickstrous is able to Choke the chicken with the right hand while in the shower or spank the monkey with left the hand while on the computer, thus freeing your right hand to use the mouse. Plus it's like knowing two ladies.
ambidickstrous by CurrentSea July 7, 2010

Ambidickstrous 

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Being able to use the right and left hands equally well when handling a dick
My girlfriend was ambidickstrous, meaning she could finagle a dick with either hand
Ambidickstrous by ethant35 February 24, 2019
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