AmbiDICKsterous
AmbiDICKsterous by KrisyJ96 November 25, 2016
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ambidickstrous
Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.
ambidickstrous by cambronshinn February 28, 2011
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ambidickstrous
Girl: So, do you beat your dick with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.
ambidickstrous by jungle's nuts January 10, 2010
ambidickstrious
The ability for a person to provide handjobs of similar quality regardless of the hand that they use.
Unfortunately Chantale broke her writing hand in a car accident. Luckily for her boyfriend Jeff, she is ambidickstrious and is able to perform handjobs of similar quality with either hand. Had Jeff been the one to have broken his writing hand, he would have had to suffer the consequences of being unable to masturbate effectively for several months.
ambidickstrious by brentionary September 6, 2013
ambidickstrous
One who is ambidickstrous is able to Choke the chicken with the right hand while in the shower or spank the monkey with left the hand while on the computer, thus freeing your right hand to use the mouse. Plus it's like knowing two ladies.
ambidickstrous by CurrentSea July 7, 2010
Ambidickstrous
Ambidickstrous by ethant35 February 24, 2019
AmbiDirkstrous
This is Dirk Nowitzki's new nickname. He's the only person to ever win games in the NBA finals with his left hand and his right hand.
AmbiDirkstrous by bing's wai June 18, 2011
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