Ambidickstrokeous 

(of a person) able to use the right and left hands equally well to jerk off the penis

What do you mean you use your right hand to jack off? I've been ambidickstrokeous my whole life.

Ambidickstrokeous by Affiliates Bear and Psych April 18, 2020

ambidickstreous 

Having the ability to masturbate with both hands.

When Dan's arm was in a cast, he had to learn to become ambidickstreous if he wanted to jerk his meat.

ambidickstreous by magistar June 19, 2013