Definitions by ethant35

Boob seconds 

The ratio of Boob seconds to regular seconds is 5:1

Bob: I could have sworn I was only staring at her just for one second
John: Didn’t you know, one second in real time is five seconds in boob seconds

Boob seconds by ethant35 March 16, 2019

Ambidickstrous 

Being able to use the right and left hands equally well when handling a dick

My girlfriend was ambidickstrous, meaning she could finagle a dick with either hand

Ambidickstrous by ethant35 February 24, 2019