Boob seconds

The ratio of Boob seconds to regular seconds is 5:1

Bob: I could have sworn I was only staring at her just for one second
John: Didn’t you know, one second in real time is five seconds in boob seconds

by ethant35 March 16, 2019

Ambidickstrous

Being able to use the right and left hands equally well when handling a dick

My girlfriend was ambidickstrous, meaning she could finagle a dick with either hand

by ethant35 February 24, 2019