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Altiverse
When the multiverse isn't complicated enough to explain bad science fiction theories. The altiverse adds multiverses inside of multiverses.
While traveling to alternate timelines Ossuter prevented Bruce Springsteen from becoming popular which created an altiverse where New Jersey collapsed upon itself and became part of Delaware. In this altiverse people were happier and nicer to each other.
Altiverse by Panta Loons July 21, 2019
Alizer
Alizer love to make other people happy even when they do her dirty. She has that good good that niggas cant get enough of. Dont mess with her bc she might look nice but fuck with her the wrong way the bitch will come out of her
*alizer walks by *
Fuck nigga: yeah i hit that
Other fuck nigga: deadass i been trying to hit that all year
Fuck nigga: nah i didnt but imma jack it
Fuck nigga: yeah i hit that
Other fuck nigga: deadass i been trying to hit that all year
Fuck nigga: nah i didnt but imma jack it
nap-atizer
When you take a nap on the couch while watching Netflix instead of just getting up and going straight to bed.
nap-atizer by MFGJokers November 29, 2020
Alizer
Alizer is a very weird girl. She loves to get fucked up. either with her friends or by her self. Shes the one to get crazy with
especially in bed. shes respectful as hell and doesnt like messes. but if u get to know her you will see she is a very loving and freaky person u should cuff her.
especially in bed. shes respectful as hell and doesnt like messes. but if u get to know her you will see she is a very loving and freaky person u should cuff her.