altizer 

A person of short stature who likes anime.

Well you know what they say,once an altizer always an altizer.

altizer by Weebaboos January 22, 2018

xtine altizer 

basically the worst teacher ever. seriously. she is such a bitch and everyone hates her, including other teachers. she is such an ass, she can be her own insult.

god that girl is such a xtine altizer

xtine altizer by yer mom April 1, 2005

Altiverse 

When the multiverse isn't complicated enough to explain bad science fiction theories. The altiverse adds multiverses inside of multiverses.

While traveling to alternate timelines Ossuter prevented Bruce Springsteen from becoming popular which created an altiverse where New Jersey collapsed upon itself and became part of Delaware. In this altiverse people were happier and nicer to each other.

Altiverse by Panta Loons July 21, 2019

Alizer 

Alizer love to make other people happy even when they do her dirty. She has that good good that niggas cant get enough of. Dont mess with her bc she might look nice but fuck with her the wrong way the bitch will come out of her

*alizer walks by *

Fuck nigga: yeah i hit that

Other fuck nigga: deadass i been trying to hit that all year

Fuck nigga: nah i didnt but imma jack it

Alizer by Fefe.meme February 18, 2019

nap-atizer 

When you take a nap on the couch while watching Netflix instead of just getting up and going straight to bed.

Jim took a nap-atizer on the couch while watching Schitt's Creek for an hour before bed.

nap-atizer by MFGJokers November 29, 2020

Alizer 

Alizer is a very weird girl. She loves to get fucked up. either with her friends or by her self. Shes the one to get crazy with

especially in bed. shes respectful as hell and doesnt like messes. but if u get to know her you will see she is a very loving and freaky person u should cuff her.

You'll never see Alizer smoking bogies.

Alizer by fatty_14 February 15, 2019

Altieri 

Biggest Panthers out there
Hardcore Hornets fan
Dad bod but that means he has a big heart
Hates the oh no no tiktok sound

Altieri thinks Jeremy Chinn should be DROTY

Altieri by fronteraflame December 1, 2020