by Weebaboos January 22, 2018
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by yer mom April 1, 2005
Get the xtine altizer mug.When the multiverse isn't complicated enough to explain bad science fiction theories. The altiverse adds multiverses inside of multiverses.
While traveling to alternate timelines Ossuter prevented Bruce Springsteen from becoming popular which created an altiverse where New Jersey collapsed upon itself and became part of Delaware. In this altiverse people were happier and nicer to each other.
by Panta Loons July 21, 2019
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*alizer walks by *
Fuck nigga: yeah i hit that
Other fuck nigga: deadass i been trying to hit that all year
Fuck nigga: nah i didnt but imma jack it
Fuck nigga: yeah i hit that
Other fuck nigga: deadass i been trying to hit that all year
Fuck nigga: nah i didnt but imma jack it
by Fefe.meme February 18, 2019
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by MFGJokers November 29, 2020
Get the nap-atizer mug.Alizer is a very weird girl. She loves to get fucked up. either with her friends or by her self. Shes the one to get crazy with
especially in bed. shes respectful as hell and doesnt like messes. but if u get to know her you will see she is a very loving and freaky person u should cuff her.
especially in bed. shes respectful as hell and doesnt like messes. but if u get to know her you will see she is a very loving and freaky person u should cuff her.
by fatty_14 February 15, 2019
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Hardcore Hornets fan
Dad bod but that means he has a big heart
Hates the oh no no tiktok sound
Hardcore Hornets fan
Dad bod but that means he has a big heart
Hates the oh no no tiktok sound
by fronteraflame December 1, 2020
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