Altiero 

Autistic, suprising and hung like a walrus. Don't just use him for his endowment, because he has much personal beauty and sensitivity to give. His tender personality has tendency to fall into the shadow of his giant, marble column of a phallus. I mean seriously, where did that thing come from?

Altiero seems seems super chill, we sh.... oh my god. what is that.

Altiero by dr pimple dick April 24, 2025

alterous 

A type of love that is neither completely platonic nor romantic. When you have alterous feelings for someone, you want to be close to them in any way. You might want to date them, yet not feel heartbroken if they say they'd rather be friends. But conversely, if they asked you out, you'd be happy to accept. Just so long as your relationship is close and strong, you're happy!

Two alterous people might have a queerplatonic relationship with each other.

Alterous feelings can be very intense! If you experience alterous attraction but don't know about the term, it can be easy to confuse for romantic love. Just remember, romance isn't inherently stronger than other types of love.

Alterous attraction is common among asexual and aromantic people, but can be experienced by people of all orientations!

I love you, in an alterous way. I think of you as a close friend, and I'm completely satisfied with that. But if you love me romantically, I'd be willing to try dating you too. I'd even have sex with you if you wanted me to! So long as we're emotionally close, I'm happy. You mean everything to me, and I want to do anything I can to make you happy.

alterous by bonespook July 30, 2020

alterous attraction 

Alterous Attraction is normally used in the asexual/aromantic community. It describes feelings you have for someone that is neither strictly platonic or romantic; It's somewhere in the middle

Girl #1: Do you have a crush on Bob?
Girl #2: No, I just have Alterous Attraction to him. It's complicated

alterous attraction by Heartless_Aromantic_ September 24, 2017

alterous attraction 

often used between friends and in the ace/aro community. basically an ambiguous attraction thats indistinguishable between platonic or romantic, like being unable to tell if you have a crush on them or just really enjoy being their friend.

Person 1: would you go out with (name), person 2?
person 3: no way they would! (name) is their best friend

person 2: sure i would, i have an alterous attraction to them, im fine dating them or not dating them

alterous attraction by orianna the piranha June 26, 2019

alterologist 

a person who alters the form of words to create new words. Changing 'how do you do (an expression used to greet somebody)' to 'howdy (used as a noun to mean a greeting)' is an alterological act.

All alterologists are neologists but not all neologists are alterologists.

alterologist by uttam maharjan August 24, 2010

alteros 

Another name for one of the most used breath mints... Altoids...

1: dude ur breath smells like a donkeys ass
2: yeah I could use an alteros right now.

alteros by Zalum January 20, 2014

Alieromantical 

Alieromantical is a gender that means someone does not experience romantic interest in anyone except aliens.

Lino: Hey, I'm gay.

Mr. Toelund: ok, I'm Alieromantical.

Alieromantical by Haron June 11, 2023