alten

An Alten is an amazing girl. She makes you smile every time you see her. She is the funniest person anyone would know. She is fun, loving, caring, has a great sense of humor, and is someone you can do something stupid with and get away with it. An alten is also a girk who is amazingly beautiful. An Alten is overall the most amazing girl and you will never want to let her leave your sights. To make an Alten like you, you must make her smile. Then you will have her heart forever.

Omg there's an Alten, Go on Bob... go get that wonderful girl

by Maj.Forbes February 7, 2014

Austin Von Alten

A total jackass who sucks at Mario kart, can't handle his yogurt shots, and can't even spell the word yes in a text.

He is an Austin Von Alten, so I threw a bus full of children at him

by yoping December 17, 2013

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020

Alien flipping

ey-lee-uhn, flip-ing

(Verb)

The act of ingesting Psilocybin Mushrooms and 2C-B, then smoking DMT at the peak of the trip

Friend: You looked outta your head last night
Me: That's what happens when you're Alien flipping

by TheTallestPsychonaut November 7, 2020

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.

Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?

by BigTony102 March 7, 2021

aliencore

Aliencore is Deathcore sentered around the cosmos and Extraterrestrial life. Made famous by the band Rings of Saturn. I'm not making this shit up.

Me and my band wrote this song about The Andromeda Galaxy its Aliencore as fuck!

by TheDarklordJared March 18, 2016

alentin

She’s a a boss ass bitch. Will love you and care for you but if you fuck her over she will beat your ass.

Alentin is beautiful.

by Sugar-n-spice-x-o-x-o May 28, 2020