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Altavista 

The best search engine to search for porn, simply because it has a videos section. All you have to do is type in the name of a porn site, and instantly ypu are given TONS of sample clips from that site. Great stuff
- "Dude, you search for porn on Google? Go to altavista, it doesn't link you to sites with spyware!"
Altavista by Meijer's! November 11, 2005
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Aliens on the TV show Earth Final Conflict. A throw back to before the Taelons and Jaridians diveraged as seperate species. They are humanoid looking but have laser claws that protrude out of their fingers which they stab into people's chests to suck the life force out of them. Atavus' are very evil and highly sexual creatures.
When Taelons are seperated from the commonality they devolve into Atavus.
Atavus by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006

Altavista 

A really shitty and boring town with nothing to do.
"Wow, this town has really become an altavista"
Altavista by Sunsh1ne95 November 21, 2011

altavisa 

A misspelling of Altavista that actually redirects to Altavista because so many people mistype it. You Idiots.
Altavisa is not pronounced as "all-the-vision".
altavisa by duggie October 28, 2003

altavista 

A good search engine, that while not as great as google in searching regular pages, has the ability to search for sound and movie files.
altavista by Decander June 27, 2005

altavista 

A boolean search engine that rivals even the great wordgoogle/word
I founded where Carmen Sandiego with Altavista!
altavista by PoptartKing August 21, 2003