altavisa

A misspelling of Altavista that actually redirects to Altavista because so many people mistype it. You Idiots.

Altavisa is not pronounced as "all-the-vision".

by duggie October 28, 2003

altavisa

www.Altavisa.com - Search site with the largest image search on the web. Yuh, man. Better than google!

Wife: Whatcha doin, honey?
Hubby: Oh, just searching for my daily porn on www.Altavisa.com!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Altavista

The best search engine to search for porn, simply because it has a videos section. All you have to do is type in the name of a porn site, and instantly ypu are given TONS of sample clips from that site. Great stuff

- "Dude, you search for porn on Google? Go to altavista, it doesn't link you to sites with spyware!"

by Meijer's! November 11, 2005

Altavista

A really shitty and boring town with nothing to do.

"Wow, this town has really become an altavista"

by Sunsh1ne95 November 21, 2011

altavista

A good search engine, that while not as great as google in searching regular pages, has the ability to search for sound and movie files.

Do you really need one!?

by Decander June 27, 2005

altavista

A boolean search engine that rivals even the great wordgoogle/word

I founded where Carmen Sandiego with Altavista!

by PoptartKing August 21, 2003