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alearn; adj.

meaning: Brendon Freis' small penis
mostly used as a derogatory term against someone else, unless you are Pepper.
-"It's not just small. It might as well be alearn."

-"julie: LORENA, YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!
lorena: I AM NOT! YOU ARE SUCH A ALEARN!"
alearn by incy ! July 2, 2009
Related Words
Alewarded alewar Alear alearda alward Aleara Alearah Aleardo alearn alearta
He's Mad Cool

He's Mad Sexy

He Gets All The Girls

His Meat Is Of An Abundant Amount

He's Rich

He Piped Nadia
Hey, I Wish I Was An Alexard, That Way I Can Pipe Girls From Wendy's

Hey, Is It True Yur Know An Alexard??????
Alexard by Papi Ya Dig October 23, 2008
Aleara is a fun loving, athletic person who loves her family, even if she can get a little cranky at times. Tall, loyal and fun to be around in general, you can never get enough of that sassy attitude!
Random person: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Aleara: Go find someone who cares
Alearah. Is the baddest bitch that could ever life. She’s a gorgeous hoe aswell If you just do happen to meet an Alearah. Watch out. If she likes you congrats now stay on on good side and keep her. If she doesn’t like you be gone thot!
I meet an ALEARAH the other day she expected me but not my friend
Alearah by Billygoatbillxo November 3, 2019
Someone who despises non-dubbed anime. He is often disruptive and loud, always wanting to be the centre of attention. He denies the existance of online games and enjoys a session of rap every now and then.
Ameer: Hey you watched episode 29 of Gundam yet?

Sohail: What, no, Gundam sucks, 50 cent videos are better.

Ameer: What the hell, no they aren't!!

Sohail: Yeah they are, innit, MC12 rappah in da house!!

Ameer: You played any Fiesta or Runescape yet?

Sohail: What the hell is that?

Ameer: An Internet game.

Sohail: What the hell, computers aren't meant for games they're meant for nerds an' geeks an' stuff.

Ameer: You're such an Alwarey.
Alwarey by Jeffrey Greggs February 7, 2009
Music that is made with alternative hardware. This includes circuit bending, DIY audio, vintage analog audio and chiptunes.

German for old commodity.
Altware musciains enjoy using electronic equipment that is old, obsolete and generally get under the hood and modify the devices to their needs.
altware by Xdugef May 25, 2005