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alegesexual 

The love/obsession of algebra/math.
Person 1: "I'm alegesexual"
Person 2: "I hate algebra."
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Aegosexual 

Used to be known as autochristosexuality. Many people in the asexual community have found, that a fair amount of individuals that do not experience sexual attraction to people, experience arousal to sexual activities that they are not involved in.
Karl is aegosexual because even though he experiences sexual arousal from reading things in books or seeing it on tv he has no desire to actually do it.

Alexsexual 

That mean's when u like only Alex. And you wanna fuck them. (her/him/them)
My friend: anyway what is your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay
Alexsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021

Aloesexual 

A person who has intense feelings towards their aloe vera, they are so passionate about their desert plant that they desert their social life in its admiration.
John: Hey Henry, I heard you're an aloesexual, what does that mean?
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.
Aloesexual by battubali June 19, 2019

Aegosexual 

Someone who finds sexual content or sexual fantasies/content arousing but who seldom or never experiences sexual attraction themselves. Essentially they enjoy the idea of sex but experience no real desire to participate in it. They may be sex-neutral or sex-repulsed. This identity is on the asexual spectrum.
“Mya, this book is really smutty. It’s giving me some dirty ideas…”
“Well then why don’t we act out some of those ideas!”
“No thank you. I’m aegosexual.”
Aegosexual by QueerAngelofSolitude August 13, 2021

Aegosexual 

Feeling arousal from porn or erotica (like 50 shades of grey) but not wishing to take part in sex
XYZ is aegosexual, because they dont want sex, but is aroused by porn
Aegosexual by KallB April 15, 2019

Alexsexual 

Bust NFL quarterback Alex Smith's nuthuggers that come up with countless Alexcuses to "prove" that its everyone else's fault but his for being an utter failure.
There are a ton of Alexsexuals making Alexcuses on the 49ers.com message board.
Alexsexual by NinerCapHell March 11, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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