aldho 

A sexy Mexican with a big penis. Once you go Aldho you never go back. He will make all your dreams come true.

I couldn’t walk after sleeping with Aldho

aldho by anonymous November 23, 2021

Alshon Jeffery 

A term used for dropped footballs

That guy: I’m open *ball slips out of hands*
That guy just did an Alshon Jeffery

Alshon Jeffery by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

Alchol 

Its common misspelling of the word alcohol or you couldn't spell alcohol so you ended up here.

Person: I drank so much alchol at that party last night
Person 2: you mean alcohol
Person: sorry I'm not good at spelling
Person 2: we're talking in person

Alchol by C Z January 19, 2020

Alphonzo 

Alphonzo is the Spanish and Italian form of a Visigothic Germanic name, probably meaning "noble and ready" a dark, tall, handsome, strong (mentally and physically), caring, unconditionally loving person. He makes friends very easily and tends to be loved by many. If you ever come in contact with an Alphonzo , get to know him, because you'll never meet another guy like him. I know i'm never giving up my Alphonzo. He is a loving and crazy person, who I love so much. He can get you through just about any bad day. He can lift your spirits within 2 seconds. Alphonzo is the kind of person you just want to see all the time, hug, and never let go. If i ever lose my Alphonzo, I don't know what I'd do. Alphonzo is a happy, wild but calm, silly but serious human being. All Alphonzos are great, But my Alphonzo is the best.<3

Person #1: Ugh i could really use some cheering up right now!!

Person#2: Just talk to Alphonzo he can make anyone happy!

Alphonzo by azucarr_morenaa June 19, 2016

Alahoyus 

Alahoyus.

1. A Venusian greeting. combines the subject "Alahoy" or "Hello", and the suffix "us" or "all of us together" to create = "Hello all of us here together".

2. The common greeting used by the Venusians as told to us by Valient Thorr, a band who escaped the planet Venus before baby Venusians were seeded to the Earth, arriving here unstuck from their own timestream.

3. A common hello or goodbye on the planet Venus and among fans of the band Valient Thorr.

Ex 1: "Alahoyus yall!"

Ex 2: "Alahoyus everyone, we're Valient Thorr from the planet Venus!"

Ex 3: "Alahoyus brotha. You wanna double dog down on some barbeque? I'm hungrier than two mafks."

Alahoyus by Valient Himself December 15, 2011

Aldo

Aldo is a guy who listens to chill music, enjoys playing video games and has a kind and sensitive soul. I would give anything in the world for him to feel as happy as deserves to be. I love Aldo so much and he deserves the world. (Aldo if you see this just know i love you and i wish i could make you feel as special as you make me feel.)

Aldo es el amor de mi vida <3

Aldo by weirdkpopstan December 20, 2020

Alchopoop 

an alchopoop usually occurs the morning after a night of heavy drinking involving alchohol. it is generally watery in consistancy, of a foul and punjent odour and can cause a painfull burning sensation as it passes. however passing an alchopoop can eleviate the symptoms of a hang over

my ring is flaming after that alchopoop, i shoudl have laid off the sambucha last night

Alchopoop by The Irish Skipper May 6, 2009