Usually a big dicked dude who works on a farm. They usually like a cold beer by the countryside and nice campfires. If you have an Aldon then don't let him go, he's a pretty big catch ;)
You know the guy Aldon? Yeah he supposedly tackled a bull a couple days ago and there's not a scratch on him!
by ktracy019 May 23, 2019
A gentleman who "ain't go no job". Who hates bowling because it bothers his whacking off wrist. Loves big dicks and freedom and still wants to know why Africans have no technology.
by ZoeY_i am a dog 420 October 02, 2016
The guy that brings you much joy when playing CS:GO. He only buys the Negev and unpolitely refuses to buy anything else as you lose 14-16 against 4 bots
by CUCLOVER August 23, 2022
me: dang he got ass
aldon: imma make his thunderous cheeks clap like bombs at war
me: get help i’m calling the swat team
aldon: is it because i’m a not straight male? also tammy can get ittttt 😫😫
me: die
aldon: imma make his thunderous cheeks clap like bombs at war
me: get help i’m calling the swat team
aldon: is it because i’m a not straight male? also tammy can get ittttt 😫😫
me: die
by ihatepenis445 May 16, 2022