Aldon 

Usually a big dicked dude who works on a farm. They usually like a cold beer by the countryside and nice campfires. If you have an Aldon then don't let him go, he's a pretty big catch ;)

You know the guy Aldon? Yeah he supposedly tackled a bull a couple days ago and there's not a scratch on him!

Aldon by ktracy019 May 22, 2019

Aldon 

A gentleman who "ain't go no job". Who hates bowling because it bothers his whacking off wrist. Loves big dicks and freedom and still wants to know why Africans have no technology.

Girl 1: are you drunk?

Aldon: BIG DICKS AND FREEDOM

Aldon by ZoeY_i am a dog 420 October 1, 2016

aldon 

gayest, most down bad person you’ll ever meet. someone needs to put him down

me: dang he got ass
aldon: imma make his thunderous cheeks clap like bombs at war
me: get help i’m calling the swat team
aldon: is it because i’m a not straight male? also tammy can get ittttt 😫😫
me: die

aldon by ihatepenis445 May 16, 2022

Aldon Hilter 

The guy that brings you much joy when playing CS:GO. He only buys the Negev and unpolitely refuses to buy anything else as you lose 14-16 against 4 bots

Ah man, Aldon Hilter is on my team again. He only buys the fucking Negev.

Aldon Hilter by CUCLOVER August 22, 2022

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Alden's Number by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.

Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?

Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021

adonist

1) a fan of ADONXS;

2) a person that worships Adonis as the Devil (Satan) by engaging in both homosexual and heterosexual sex orgies.

Person 1: Are you an adonist?
Person 2: Who isn't?

adonist by read poetry and have seks November 4, 2022