Usually a big dicked dude who works on a farm. They usually like a cold beer by the countryside and nice campfires. If you have an Aldon then don't let him go, he's a pretty big catch ;)
You know the guy Aldon? Yeah he supposedly tackled a bull a couple days ago and there's not a scratch on him!
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me: dang he got ass
aldon: imma make his thunderous cheeks clap like bombs at war
me: get help i’m calling the swat team
aldon: is it because i’m a not straight male? also tammy can get ittttt 😫😫
me: die
aldon: imma make his thunderous cheeks clap like bombs at war
me: get help i’m calling the swat team
aldon: is it because i’m a not straight male? also tammy can get ittttt 😫😫
me: die
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Get the aldon mug.The guy that brings you much joy when playing CS:GO. He only buys the Negev and unpolitely refuses to buy anything else as you lose 14-16 against 4 bots
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Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020
Get the Alden's Number mug.Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.
Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?
by BigTony102 March 7, 2021
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2) a person that worships Adonis as the Devil (Satan) by engaging in both homosexual and heterosexual sex orgies.
2) a person that worships Adonis as the Devil (Satan) by engaging in both homosexual and heterosexual sex orgies.
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