When someone is so drunk that they repeat themselves constantly, similarly to someone who suffers from dementia. They are blissfully forgetful, enjoying the repeated topic with the thrill of a fresh conversation every time. A symptom of being too drunk to hold a halfway effective conversation.

Joe: "I almost got arrested tonight man, the cop saw me stumbling around but he was totally cool and let me go"

Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"

Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"

Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"

Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"

Tom: "that's cool man"

Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"

Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"

alcozheimers by terrible ted from royal oak February 23, 2012

Related Words

alboz • albo • Alborz • albolene • albon • Abbozzo • Albodee • alboe • Albone • Alboner

albo tole doe!

A filipino slang to call somebody who is both lazy and stupid.

Get your life in order! Stop being a freaking albo tole doe!

Putang ina mo ka albo tole doe! ( You Son of a bitch! Lazy and stupid!)
Tarantado ka albo tole doe ka talaga! ( You jerk! You really are lazy and stupid!)

albo tole doe! by JheaneyintheBottle May 30, 2020

albony

selfless, kind hearted individual, with creative talents that no one understands initially. Smart, and quick witted. Always working or looking for something to work on. Better off left alone while angry, doesn't like surprises but welcomes them. A fighter in what she believes is right. Pronounced (
ALL- BOE- KNEE)

Albony is always making things happen for people, who doesn't even expect it.

albony by Sagittarius Trophy December 21, 2016

Alborz

A guy with the biggest heart possible. kind, caring, funny and also very strong, the guy you can always trust as long as you don't piss him off which is not an easy thing to do. If you've found an Alborz, keep him close because HE WILL make your life a living heaven. by the time when nobody is there for you to support you, he's there and he will stick by your side to the end (still if you don't piss him off though).

Yo, about this Alborz dude, HE'S AWESOME!
Hey let me help you out, my name is Alborz by the way.
GOD, I was so Lucky to meet Alborz.

Alborz by Jacqueline L November 16, 2017

Ålborg Dreng

Just a gay person

Yoo det jo ålborg dreng

i know han er gay

Ålborg Dreng by DexdiDK April 12, 2020

Albolene

among male masturbation enthusiasts, considered to be one of the finest lubricants available. A colloidal suspension of mineral oil and petroleum jelly, it's a bit greasy, but so worth it. Lasts for a while without a recharge. Comes in a handy tub, perfect for passing around at the circle jerk. Find it with the makeup removers and crank away.

All the guys were sure to thank Rob for bringing more Albolene to the sesh.

Albolene by lajerker August 16, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026