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The erection you get when Anthony Albanese defeats Peter Dutton in the federal election.
YES! Labors got enough seats now to form a minority government. I'm getting an Alboner!
Alboner by Jodie-6969 May 1, 2025
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Alaboner 

- noun

The Alabama fan's bodily reaction and experience when thinking or talking about Alabama football.

Alabama fans often enjoy sharing their alaboners.
Jeff: "Hey Gordon, I looked at a picture of Nick Saban last night and I got an alaboner."

Gordon: "How big was it?"

Jeff:"Massive!"
Gordon: "Sweet."

Ricky: "Hey Bobby let's look at pictures of Coach Bryant and share our alaboners!"
Bobby: "Awesome idea Ricky, I just bought some fatty nattys."
Alaboner by Andythebigman January 3, 2011
The status you gain in response to extreme harassment and backstabbing. This may most likely include, but is not limited to. People who were once your friends calling you every name in the book for no applicable reason. ie "Failure" "Ugly" "Retard" Call your 100% real leather jacket fake. Treat you like dirt and say they were just kidding. You tell them to stop and they get upset. Then, when you finally decide to do something about it you end up the bad - guy and your pretty much removed from the group because nobody wants you there anymore.
Those Sons of bitches i wasted my life befriending stabbed me in the back so now I'm an Aloner.
Aloner by The True Anti-Hero November 2, 2009

Krizia Mae Albofera Jugarap 

Krizia Mae Albofera Jugarap will be a successful researcher ten years from now. She's going to publish 7 books about how to make an effective research.
Krizia Mae Albofera Jugarap is an inspiration to many people.
An extremely bad section of Erie County. To some, it is known as the armpit of th northwest PA. In Albone, you are likely to be stabbed, mugged, jumped, shot, and/or killed. Many people come to Albone, but few make it out alive. Gangsters roam the streets day and night, so make sure to have a police escort at all times. Bob Kinney is the leader of this gang. He chews a lot of Copenhagen and stabs 5 US Navy Seals to death at the same time while trying to rob the National City Bank. He is said to currently live under the bridge at the Albone community park. Not much is known of his origin, but his wrath is still felt nonetheless.
A few of my good friends were killed in Albone by Bob Kinney. He first stabbed them, spit tobacco juice in their wounds, then finished them of with his shotty like John Gotti.
Albone by Ried McFarlane November 8, 2005
The place where u get shot for being black but everybody here acts black there is also a steady uprise in pot smokers...matt noe's gay there are pure albone blood gangstas here so be careful u will get shot
I went to albone and bot an ounce of pot then got shot
Albone by Don't worry bout it May 18, 2003
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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