Alboner 

When you get a boner thinking about Alex Albon

"I have an alboner right now"

Alboner by AlbonFan462 April 30, 2025

Alboner 

The erection you get when Anthony Albanese defeats Peter Dutton in the federal election.

YES! Labors got enough seats now to form a minority government. I'm getting an Alboner!

Alboner by Jodie-6969 May 1, 2025

Alaboner 

- noun

The Alabama fan's bodily reaction and experience when thinking or talking about Alabama football.

Alabama fans often enjoy sharing their alaboners.

Jeff: "Hey Gordon, I looked at a picture of Nick Saban last night and I got an alaboner."

Gordon: "How big was it?"

Jeff:"Massive!"
Gordon: "Sweet."

Ricky: "Hey Bobby let's look at pictures of Coach Bryant and share our alaboners!"
Bobby: "Awesome idea Ricky, I just bought some fatty nattys."

Alaboner by Andythebigman January 3, 2011

Aloner

The status you gain in response to extreme harassment and backstabbing. This may most likely include, but is not limited to. People who were once your friends calling you every name in the book for no applicable reason. ie "Failure" "Ugly" "Retard" Call your 100% real leather jacket fake. Treat you like dirt and say they were just kidding. You tell them to stop and they get upset. Then, when you finally decide to do something about it you end up the bad - guy and your pretty much removed from the group because nobody wants you there anymore.

Those Sons of bitches i wasted my life befriending stabbed me in the back so now I'm an Aloner.

Aloner by The True Anti-Hero November 2, 2009

Krizia Mae Albofera Jugarap 

Krizia Mae Albofera Jugarap will be a successful researcher ten years from now. She's going to publish 7 books about how to make an effective research.

Krizia Mae Albofera Jugarap is an inspiration to many people.

Krizia Mae Albofera Jugarap by prdschen June 9, 2021

Albone 

An extremely bad section of Erie County. To some, it is known as the armpit of th northwest PA. In Albone, you are likely to be stabbed, mugged, jumped, shot, and/or killed. Many people come to Albone, but few make it out alive. Gangsters roam the streets day and night, so make sure to have a police escort at all times. Bob Kinney is the leader of this gang. He chews a lot of Copenhagen and stabs 5 US Navy Seals to death at the same time while trying to rob the National City Bank. He is said to currently live under the bridge at the Albone community park. Not much is known of his origin, but his wrath is still felt nonetheless.

A few of my good friends were killed in Albone by Bob Kinney. He first stabbed them, spit tobacco juice in their wounds, then finished them of with his shotty like John Gotti.

Albone by Ried McFarlane November 8, 2005

Albone 

The place where u get shot for being black but everybody here acts black there is also a steady uprise in pot smokers...matt noe's gay there are pure albone blood gangstas here so be careful u will get shot

I went to albone and bot an ounce of pot then got shot

Albone by Don't worry bout it May 18, 2003