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The worst possible last name in the world, but Gorham is somehow worse because Gorham isn’t an absolute fucking gimp.
Alberts is my last name.
Alberts by GoryGamer September 18, 2018

alberts.r4t 

Someone who has blonde short curly hair and is short themselves
Wow they are such a alberts.r4t
alberts.r4t by Melanie169462 April 25, 2022

Eddie alberts 

Eddie Alberts is the nicest boy you will ever meet you will be so lucky to ever become friends with him he is so kind, nice, cute, hot, and is respectful and will always make sure it be polite, and has the perfect beautiful blue eyes, and brown hair, and loves animals. If you ever get it date Eddie alberts you will be so lucky Because he treats girls with respect and he is very loving. Eddie alberts is good at lots of sports and you can create the best memories with him. Once you spend one day with him you will never get over him. He is never a boring person you always find something to do with him and you can love him in every way. If you are ever to date a Eddie ablerts just know he loves outdoors, for wheeling and loves to listen to country music. Eddie alberts is most likely to be a Taurus born in April. I’m here to say if you ever meet an Eddie ablerts don’t ever put your self in the position to loose him and just know he will love you at all cost you will always has a spot in your heart for him and wait for him to come back💔.
If you ever meet an Eddie Alberts love him till you can, show him how much he means to you because someday he might loose interest and maybe not if your lucky.

Eddie alberts 

Eddie Ablerts is an amazing boy, there is just something about him that a girl sees in him that they will never be able to get over. Eddie alberts eyes are beautiful, ocean blue🧿 his face is unforgettable for those ones that really pay attention. He is not like any other boys he’s different he is polite, has a soft loving caring side, is so easy to love. Once you get to really know his soul you are attached no matter who you are with. Eddie alberts is unique other people may not see him the way I do but Eddie, if you ever see this I want you to know that you are loved in every way possible and I love you deeper than any thoughts could go. You are good with kids, love the outdoors, like country stuff, and my family loves you. If I ever get a chance with you again I will try my best and love you in any conditions. I would do beyond anything to get our memories back all the good times, my one wish would to be with you, I just don’t know how to tell you how much I really care so if you see this know your loved by someone.
Eddie Alberts is so amazing and lovable. If you ever get a chance to be with Eddie ablerts love him while you can. He is perfect in my eyes. Only if you new how much I love you. If you could see your self the way I see you, you would never doubt yourself:)

The Protocols of the Alberts of Zion

The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.
Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.

Andrew Alberts 

A useless player on the vancouver canucks hockey team
"That andrew alberts.. never does anything"
"..obviously andrew alberts didnt see the puck."
"they scored? andrew alberts was probably on"
Andrew Alberts by Memyself123 March 26, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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