Alberts 

A quiet shy cute guy who is unique and doesn't conform. He listens to badass bands and extremely smart and funny. He is good to his friends, and is always true to himself. Alberts is the best person to ever have around.

Girl: "why can't you be like alberts"
Guy: "I'm lame"

Alberts by ThatOneGirlYouDon'tRealize November 1, 2010

Alberts 

The worst possible last name in the world, but Gorham is somehow worse because Gorham isn’t an absolute fucking gimp.

Alberts is my last name.

Alberts by GoryGamer September 18, 2018

alberts.r4t 

Someone who has blonde short curly hair and is short themselves

Wow they are such a alberts.r4t

alberts.r4t by Melanie169462 April 25, 2022

Eddie alberts 

Eddie Alberts is the nicest boy you will ever meet you will be so lucky to ever become friends with him he is so kind, nice, cute, hot, and is respectful and will always make sure it be polite, and has the perfect beautiful blue eyes, and brown hair, and loves animals. If you ever get it date Eddie alberts you will be so lucky Because he treats girls with respect and he is very loving. Eddie alberts is good at lots of sports and you can create the best memories with him. Once you spend one day with him you will never get over him. He is never a boring person you always find something to do with him and you can love him in every way. If you are ever to date a Eddie ablerts just know he loves outdoors, for wheeling and loves to listen to country music. Eddie alberts is most likely to be a Taurus born in April. I’m here to say if you ever meet an Eddie ablerts don’t ever put your self in the position to loose him and just know he will love you at all cost you will always has a spot in your heart for him and wait for him to come back💔.

If you ever meet an Eddie Alberts love him till you can, show him how much he means to you because someday he might loose interest and maybe not if your lucky.

Eddie alberts by Brown hair and brown eyes February 22, 2021

Eddie alberts 

Eddie Ablerts is an amazing boy, there is just something about him that a girl sees in him that they will never be able to get over. Eddie alberts eyes are beautiful, ocean blue🧿 his face is unforgettable for those ones that really pay attention. He is not like any other boys he’s different he is polite, has a soft loving caring side, is so easy to love. Once you get to really know his soul you are attached no matter who you are with. Eddie alberts is unique other people may not see him the way I do but Eddie, if you ever see this I want you to know that you are loved in every way possible and I love you deeper than any thoughts could go. You are good with kids, love the outdoors, like country stuff, and my family loves you. If I ever get a chance with you again I will try my best and love you in any conditions. I would do beyond anything to get our memories back all the good times, my one wish would to be with you, I just don’t know how to tell you how much I really care so if you see this know your loved by someone.

Eddie Alberts is so amazing and lovable. If you ever get a chance to be with Eddie ablerts love him while you can. He is perfect in my eyes. Only if you new how much I love you. If you could see your self the way I see you, you would never doubt yourself:)

Eddie alberts by Brown hair and brown eyes March 15, 2021

The Protocols of the Alberts of Zion

The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.

Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.

The Protocols of the Alberts of Zion by ohiso.com October 13, 2006

Andrew Alberts 

A useless player on the vancouver canucks hockey team

"That andrew alberts.. never does anything"
"..obviously andrew alberts didnt see the puck."
"they scored? andrew alberts was probably on"

Andrew Alberts by Memyself123 March 26, 2013