Alberts

A quiet shy cute guy who is unique and doesn't conform. He listens to badass bands and extremely smart and funny. He is good to his friends, and is always true to himself. Alberts is the best person to ever have around.

Girl: "why can't you be like alberts"
Guy: "I'm lame"

by ThatOneGirlYouDon'tRealize November 01, 2010

Alberts

The worst possible last name in the world, but Gorham is somehow worse because Gorham isn’t an absolute fucking gimp.

Alberts is my last name.

by GoryGamer September 18, 2018

Albert

A guy that is easy to get along with they re normally comfortable with themselves and dont care what people say about them

Mike; How do i be like you
Albert: Learn how to not give a shit about hoes and bitches

by Tarvish May 27, 2019

Alberte

The name of someone incredibly intelligent, beautiful, sexy and hot!

She's also that kindda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Alberte is a dreamgirl!

I wish I was Alberte.

by Emilie Christensen December 08, 2011

alberted

being led on and pursued by someone who ends up bailing on you last minute

"She set up a time for a date then just flaked. smh i got alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"

by jewyhaystack November 06, 2017

Albert

Albert

adjective.

1. having beauty; possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.; delighting the senses or mind
2. excellent of its kind

example 1:
Albert: Maybe I'm too bougie, but I just need better candles than these.

example 2:
Shruti: Construction workers work here. Very Albert.

by nirvana1221 August 27, 2020

Albert

Albert

Albert

by Santa Nugg December 05, 2018