albama hot pocket

a bumhole ring were you strap it on and set off like a rocket flying through space and time

i love it when my dad lets me use the albama hot pocket

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alabama hot pocket

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina

Me and this girl last night were doing some kinky shit and then I gave her an alabama hot pocket

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The word your friends told you to search up in class

Hey Luke, look up Alabama hot pocket

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When the guy shits in a girls vagina during intercourse

Girl 1 “she smells like shit!”
Girl 2 “Brian gave her an Alabama hot pocket”
Girl 1 “ohhhh”

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The act of taking a poop in a girls vagina and having sex after.

Tim: Do you want to get drinks tonight Matt.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.

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When you fill your girls pussy with shit then fuck her til it burns

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A hot pocket from the state of Alabama. Nothing more.

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