A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina
Me and this girl last night were doing some kinky shit and then I gave her an alabama hot pocket
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the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.
by SWC February 04, 2005
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The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.
by Vlorg August 18, 2006
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What Mario R. does to Natalie A.
*** The art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside .
Man , Mario gave Natalie a nice warm Alabama Hot Pocket last night . I could hear them heating it up all last night .
by S & C October 28, 2007
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Often confused with "moon docking" or defecating into a vagina, the "Alabama Hot Pocket" is actually a term used by necrophiles to describe a cadaver in a body bag stashed in a cardboard box in a mobile home (or the trunk of a rusty '73 camaro) which has been heated by the mid-day sun.
"I went back to the trailer on my lunch break to have a 'date' with my 'lady'. Talk about a Alabama Hot Pocket- what, with this heat wave we're havin'!"
by nurtchle November 22, 2007
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latin: Theca defaecatus
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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when you put a warm shat into a girls pinkslit
omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot
by 69cookie666 February 12, 2016
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