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Definitions by rape=good_health_care

poon smasher 

when you and your bird are going at it mad time hard and it starts to hurt her
yeah josh is a little poon smasher , I got told her hurt lucy

albanian noodle 

When you cum in a girls nose and throw them down stairs
"hey babe wanna do the albanian noodle tonight?"

albama hot pocket

a bumhole ring were you strap it on and set off like a rocket flying through space and time
i love it when my dad lets me use the albama hot pocket