alage 

someone who you love

i really alage her

alage by ghost takeing February 26, 2022

fuck algebra 

You're probably doing your algebra homework right now at 11 pm when you should be asleep, fuck algebra.

Nah it's cool, I'll leave it off until tonight......FUCK IT'S 11 PM, fuck algebra..

fuck algebra by algebrasucksballs November 11, 2013

Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.

“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”

Ba’alaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019

algebra 

also known as mindfuck

kid:mom I had algebra today
mom: WTF, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE SON!

algebra by beany16 September 5, 2011

Alaye 

A code phrase africa-based internet scammers use in texts to find out if you're also a scammer.

Scammer: please send me $300 so I can invest it and make you millions
Person:wait is this a scam
Scammer: absolutely not
Scammer: alaye

Alaye by Marshywaters June 5, 2021

Algebraic Anxiety 

The helpless, panicky feeling one experiences when completely and utterly clueless in algebra class.

I had a bad case of Algebraic Anxiety yesterday while learning how to factor polynomials.

Algebraic Anxiety by RAWSTUNMEATLER April 16, 2010

algebra 

An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I don't know how because I have not mastered the dark magic of algebra yet, nor do I intend to. Teachers try to teach you formulas to learn the magic, but half the time it would only take a true sorcerer to know what's going on.

Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying fractions. Simplify the following problem:
10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x

Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*

algebra by iduncurr May 21, 2009