akses

A failed attempt to say access

Tom: "did you buy ark?"
Steve: "oh did it finally get out of early akses"

akses by Chef. Balsamico October 14, 2020

Asses to elbows 

A very crowded establishment, typically a bar or a club.

Man, it was asses to elbows last night at the show.

Asses to elbows by Briennheiser September 13, 2009

Asses Of Fire 

A popular Canadian film that sparked the Canadian-American war, and caused the deaths of millions.

Asses of Fire may well be the second best movie ever made, right after Asses of Fire 2.

Asses Of Fire by PEN-15 October 30, 2003

Alternating Asses 

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.

"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2

Alternating Asses by alcanic April 26, 2009

Aksel Doggyboller Luderpede

A guy working in the porno industry who likes to do gay guys up the bum. He is also working for the Johnsie Studios.

Guy 1: Where is Aksel Doggyboller Luderpede at?

Guy 2: Oh he is just out make sure the new intern has to walk sideways for the next week

Aksel Doggyboller Luderpede by Chris3103 September 14, 2023

Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink 

Des has it for some reason and finds it "hot"

-Jen

Des has an Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink and he finds it hot and cute

Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink by JenniferHatesPeople June 17, 2019

Pre-assessment

Pre-assessment is a test students can take before a new unit to find out what the students need more instruction on and what they may already know. Pre-assessment is a way to save teachers time within the classroom while teaching new material.

The kids take a Pre-assessment in school

Pre-assessment by Game mode 0 September 16, 2016