aklas
the best person you will ever meet , she is really funny and usually middle eastern her daughters name is Amanda she also loves going on her phone
aklas by unknownmama1 July 18, 2020
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Preposterous boast, but alas
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018
Akaashi Keiji
The prettiest setter in Haikyuu!!
The literal definition of perfection
He's also whipped for Bokuto Koutarou
The literal definition of perfection
He's also whipped for Bokuto Koutarou
Akaashi Keiji by Moge-ko the Dictator December 22, 2019
Alaskan crab cake
An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.
Alaskan crab cake by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine
A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.