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Taco Aizen 

n. The fictional (or maybe not) fast food restaurant owned by Sousuke Aizen in the anime Bleach. It was created by user spartydragon in an epic thread on capslock_bleach on LiveJournal. This restaurant has been known to serve all kinds of residents of Hueco Mundo, including the incredibly adorable mini Menos. They serve many dishes similar to those at Taco Bell, such as quesadillas (possibly renamed queszayellas) and bantaquitos, only they are more delicious, because Aizen makes them with love. Or Benevolent Overlord powers. Known employees are Ulquiorra Schiffer and Charlotte Coolhorn. And it is always okay to stick a burrito in Ulquiorra's Hollow hole. Always.

Competition for this fine eatery include but are not limited to: Kenpachi Fried Chicken, Del Tousen, Urahara's Hot Dog Stand, Arrancarbucks, Gin's Tavern, Gil-Fil-A, and Shuu Lobster.
You can never have enough Taco Aizen.

Kyle Hebert: Welcome to Taco Aizen, may I take your order?
Taco Aizen by aurora_requiem April 20, 2009
Related Words
aizek aizen aizere aibek Aideku ahzek aiceking Aieko airek Airekh
It was my plan since you were born that you would search this on Urban Dictionary.
Aizen: "Hado 90: Kurohitsugi!"
Aizen by Anos Tempest April 20, 2022
To be defeated so utterly that there is no a shadow of a doubt your enemy is vastly superior to you in every conceivable way.
Dude, that guy was Aizen'd so hard it even killed his theme music!
Aizen'd by Red Zaku August 29, 2010
Aizel is a Girl/Female baby name and origin is Hindu, Indian. Aizel, Girl/Female means: One who Brings Luck and Fortune. In Hindu, Indian, the name Aizel is most often used as the name of a Girl/Female. And in Hindu, Indian, the Girl/Female name Aizel means One who Brings Luck and Fortune
We are having a baby girl, we are so lucky so i will name her Aizel.
aizel by Andeng2214 June 8, 2021
Aizen

(n). The most unstoppable character in Bleach and perhaps every anime. Has the ability to make a fly look like a dragon and make hair gel out of glasses. He can solo everyone no matter how powerful or big the army is.

(v). to defeat or pwn in one hit
Ex: Fighting Aizen is like fighting God. You simply can't win.

Ex: Ha! You just got aizened by my pimp slap.
Aizen by MrRicksterr December 9, 2011
1)To beat the crap out of someone while provoking them at the same time.

2)A person who loves listening to their own voice.
3) To have everything go according to the plan.
1)Noob: " H-How could you..?

Me:" Boy I totally aizened you"
2)Me: *talks all the time*

Friend: " Gosh.. you are such an aizen"
3)Boy:" The goldfish just died"

Me:" Yes I aizened that"
Aizen by Probably_a_narcissist November 6, 2017