airitosis 

the ailment of being too lazy and too cool all at once, preventing you from reading long forum posts

"wow, he hasn't read a single thing we've said. He must be suffering from airitosis."

airitosis by Drew The Pirate April 14, 2006

Atrinosis 

1. Atrinosis is derived from the latin word
"ater atra atrum : dark"
and the greek based word
"gnosis:Intuitive apprehension of spiritual truths, an esoteric form of knowledge sought by the Gnostics"

Defined as a negative or 'dark' state of enlightenment, where one's newly found higher knowledge is poisoned by darkness that corrupts it. Considered a disease to some, and a perfect way to view life to others.

2. An extreme Metal band from Canton, Ohio with melodic and progressive influences.

Example 1: "Last night I reached a state of Atrinosis." "No shit dude, thats deep..kinda weird but still deep"

Example 2: "When is Atrinosis gonna release another song?" "No idea, they're lazy fucks"

Atrinosis by Sobersomeofthenever April 25, 2011

Artosis Pylon 

A single pylon from the game Starcraft 2 that is the sole pylon powering 2 or more protoss structures.

Man that terran really only needs to attack the Artosis Pylon to essentially win this game.

Artosis Pylon by Imjorman June 10, 2011

Artosis Pylon 

A single pylon powering many key structures.

I roach busted his front and he had an artosis pylon so it was an easy win.

Artosis Pylon by SovietSnipes September 25, 2011

Artosis 

Starcraft commentator and avid lover of puns, fruit, vegetables, guinea pigs, Pokemon, and anything that remotely peaks his interest whenever he is commentating a professional live broadcast of Starcraft instead of actually, you know, talking about the game.

This dude loves vegetables and Pokemon way too much, it's making me uncomfortable.

Me too dude, reminds me of that one time I tried to watch a Starcraft match and Artosis was commentating.

Artosis by PeoplesssChamp December 6, 2010

assitosis 

An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.

Pat Wonderful treated the entire car to his assitosis on the long road trip to Cincinatti.

assitosis by Doctor Salami July 7, 2005

Aeriosis

A fictional, subterranean planet that serves as a world of origin for the petralyn species. It was formerly a vibrant planet, having been provided light by a force of pure, concentrated light energy known as the Aether; however, Aeriosis is now rendered uninhabitable, having been stripped of its light and overrun by darkness.

A lot of petralyns had to leave their homes in Aeriosis behind when they evacuated.

Aeriosis by That One Petralyn Guy January 17, 2023