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agustus waters

An extremely hot guy with Cancer and one leg rather sexy and metaphoric
I wish I was hazel green and could get me some Agustus waters.
agustus waters by Har de har har February 22, 2015

Augustus Waters 

To make something so good and so wonderful but then ultimately kill it and make someone feel really bad about it.
Or, a character in John Green's The Fault In Our Stars who had cancer and died young, also made a lot of metaphors about death.
Friend: I'm writing a story and I really like the character so far.
Me: Okay, well, don't Augustus Waters it.
Augustus Waters by thelastfangirl December 11, 2013

Augustus 

Quite possibly the most badass dude in history. He succeeded Julius Cesar and became the emperor of the Roman Empire for 40 years.
"I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble. That is one of Augustus' most famous quotes."
Augustus by Toastly January 29, 2012

Augustus 

A legendary dick Jedi that has mastered the power of his dick to exert power over others. He is usually controlled by lust and will do anything for a quick fuck. Friends should be careful presenting their girlfriends around him as they are easily seduced by the power of his big dick energy.
Yesterday Augustus walked into my apartment with his dick hanging out, I just couldn’t resist and I let him do me right there.
Augustus by Jhnu April 11, 2019

Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.
Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.
Augustus Glooped by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

Augustus Glooping 

noun
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ

The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
Augustus glooping is a tasty alternative to waterboarding.
Augustus Glooping by Allanus May 12, 2022
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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