agnosdick

A person that neither believes nor disbelieves that this is anything they would or would not fuck.

Essentially, a hole is a hole.

We haven't found anything Matt won't fuck, he's a total agnosdick!

by Jeanshortes July 1, 2024

cloud agnostician

One who deploys your polyglot applications in the hyper-cloud; integrated using service meshes and immutable infrastructure

We need a cloud agnostician to deploy this mess of disparate applications to create a service.

He is a cloud agnostician

by agnostifier October 3, 2019

Dyslexic Agnostic

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

by Cranberry Bob May 17, 2021

Agnostic Satanist

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.

"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist

by Viqzen May 2, 2019

political agnostic

One who is a registered voter and politically informed, but is basically indifferent and non-committal toward the popular political parties (Democrat or Republican in the US). Probably believes that the political parties are so ideologically similar and so mired in their own bureaucracy that they have outlived their usefulness. Voting straight-ticket out of allegiance to a political party would be considered heresy.

"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?"

"Neither, I'm a political agnostic."

by jugrock44 February 17, 2010

agnostic theist

A person who believes in the existence of God but could not prove the existence of God or even be proved of the existence of God. May not even claim to know the properties of the God such as what it does or it's appearance or what this creator is composed of or originated from. Doesn't know about God but believes in a God just by choosing to but usually rejects known religion as proof of God.

Joe bloggs is an Agnostic theist

by urbanunknown July 5, 2014

Cloud Agnostician

Deploys your polyglot application in the hyper-cloud integrated together using services meshes, and immutable infrastructure

I think we could do with a Cloud Agnostician on our next project

by backdoor bains October 2, 2019