A widespread ideology founded by Pope Ahmar during dreadful times of the pandemic. The scripture "Pavitr Kitaab" details his life's work including revolutionary concepts such as subjective math and breathtaking moans. Ahmarism values the esteem of the remarkable creation known as the FRIDGE. This religion follows the belief that you are never wrong; instead, it is the world that is at fault. They are unable to comprehend the sophistication and expertise you possess, and will never truly be enlightened.
Have you accepted Pope Ahmar as your lord and savior? If not, come learn about our new movement called Ahmarism.
by Pope Ahmar November 6, 2021
Get the Ahmarism mug.The powerful wave of Ahmed support and adoration which began to sweep the nation from the very beginning of 'Big Brother 5' in late May 2004.Similar to previous '-manias' in nature,notably it's ability to unite millions from all areas of society in a single wave of focused euphoria and dedication,it's followers also manifest an aforeseen,all-encompassing desire to see their Housemate suceed and storm-with their support-to victory,yet on an unprecidented scale.Apart from the powerful adoration of Ahmed,being struck by Ahmania often causes several key notable effects,constisting mainly of,but not limited entirely to-i)the desire to destroy crockery and/or other utensils in the most spectacular fashion possible;preferably through launching at any nearby jacuzzi/spa construction,ii)the sudden wave of near constant lethargy causing followers to crave unconventionally length periods of rest,iii)the desire to defend Ahmed against any criticism;with no regard for the critic or nature of comment,though through construction of highly powerful and intellectual counter-argument,and iv)a need to register one's undying admiration,and simultaneously spread the good word of Ahmed through association with the most powerful and expanise Ahmania fuelled organisations.However,'Ahmania' is not easily defined-it induces in those it hits a spectacularly varied spectrum of emotions and effects;all united by the one,powerful,overriding desire for Ahmed('The Great One')to win.
The power of Ahmania is overwhelming
by Craig H June 28, 2004
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Ahmad is the type of person, who will help everyone no matter what. He’s the person who always smiles and laughs and tries to make everyone happy and with a bright smile. But he always puts people first and he always helps people and he never thinks of helping him self. He goes thru a lot of pain and you just don’t see it because, he doesn’t want others feeling sorry for him or anything. He always wants to spread positive feelings and vibes. He will do whatever in his power to bring a smile to your face and he will always try to make you happy even when he’s at his lowest. He smiles a lot and laughs a lot because he is always going thru pain but he never asks for help because he grew up with the pain and he grew up alone and he grew up thru a lot of battles. That’s why he will always try to help everyone and brings smiles to everyone . He’s never happy but you’ll think he is. He’s never okay but she just never shows it.
by Always helping no matter what November 7, 2020
Get the Ahmad mug.an iranian/persian woman that died during the 2009 iran election protests after being shot through the heart by a basij .there are two youtube videos of her death on youtube and facebook. she is said to be 26 years old.
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Get the Neda Agha Soltani mug.the kind of girl who wouldn't be shy to you at first but would get shipped with a lot of people because they like her, (she's also the best youtuber ever!)
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