1 definition by Pope Ahmar
A widespread ideology founded by Pope Ahmar during dreadful times of the pandemic. The scripture "Pavitr Kitaab" details his life's work including revolutionary concepts such as subjective math and breathtaking moans. Ahmarism values the esteem of the remarkable creation known as the FRIDGE. This religion follows the belief that you are never wrong; instead, it is the world that is at fault. They are unable to comprehend the sophistication and expertise you possess, and will never truly be enlightened.
Have you accepted Pope Ahmar as your lord and savior? If not, come learn about our new movement called Ahmarism.
by Pope Ahmar November 7, 2021