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Aggravated Homicide 

When a person is so angry or annoyed, they commit homicide.
I swear if he wouldn't of shut up I was going to commit aggravated homicide.
Aggravated Homicide by gpruitt February 13, 2014

Manly Aggravated 

When a man surpasses horny and becomes pissed off and horny at the same time.
Not being able to get any love due to in-laws spending the weekend at your house leads to being manly aggravated.
Manly Aggravated by K Killa June 27, 2009

aggravated ignorance

Aggravated Ignorance is an imaginary charge that police officers use when idiots ask what they are being arrested for.
Aggravated Ignorance can also be applied, when a person who is talking to him or herself into getting arrested, by being ignorant and argumentative.

aggravated stupidity 

It is when you are so fucking stupid that you go out and do really, really, really dumb shit... just because you think that it will bring you "cool points."
Lawyer: This client was so stupid he should be charged with Aggravated Stupidity and sentences to additional time.

Adgravated

It's what you start to feel when you just want to watch some videos on YouTube, but you keep getting constant interruptions from advertisements
Joe: You okay Lenny? You seem pissed
Lenny: I'm adgravated because I just want to watch a Markiplier video, and these stupid KY ads keep popping up!
Adgravated by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018

aggravated dragon 

When getting a blowjob, and you're about to cum, your grab her by her ears and ram her mouth on your rod as hard as you can and not let her pull back off of it. Then blow your load so hard in her mouth that it comes out her nose and makes her look like an aggravated dragon.

For best results: no sex or mastrubation for at least 2 weeks.
Oh baby that feels so good, keep going
(girl: mm, yeah)
Oh, I'm gonna cum...
(girl: mmummm, LET GO!)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
(girl: WTF, it's in my nose)
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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