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Agendapost 

An internet post, often in the form of a meme, that serves no purpose other than to express the OP's opinions while making no attempt at humor.
Get this agendapost outta here, we want to laugh, not read your fuckin opinions
Agendapost by Dr. Steppon-Legho April 22, 2021

Asexual agenda

Unlike the gay agenda the asexual agenda is composed of only snack time with a 15 minute pause for anarchy.
Lucas:have you been to asexual agenda?
Nicol:nope but I've heard that they have nice snacks
Asexual agenda by Sgabello October 11, 2021

Pansexual Agenda 

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.
Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination
Pansexual Agenda by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020

No Agenda Show 

The Best Podcast In The Universe, starring Adam Curry, John C. Dvorak, and the countless ships at sea, boots on the ground, feet in the air, subs in the water, and all the dames and knights out there who function as producers.
In The Morning every Thursday and Sunday, this comedic podcast serves to enlighten people resisting the brainwashing of the lamestream media in the categories of news, politics, technology, mac and cheese, and life in general. Unlike television and radio shows, this show is completely listener-supported so that Curry and Dvorak can function without the need to self-censor due to pressure from sponsors.
Our formula is this: we go out; we hit people in the mouth.
-No Agenda Show slogan
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No Agenda Show by wasabiMP March 29, 2015

agendavangelism 

Spirited or hyperbolic messaging of a particular side of an argument or point of view with the intention of furthering your own position or program while claiming altruistic intention.
The senator's passionate rhetoric espousing vaping regulations to "save the children" was shown to be a case of agendavangelism when it was discovered his proposals benefitted his largest campaign contributors in Big Pharma and Big Tobacco.
agendavangelism by Uorazal Apap April 10, 2017

Gay agenda 

the Gays secret evil plot to make sure people are allowed to love (or not) who they want....and be there true selves regardless to gender norms
Boom that's the gay agenda
"what's the gay agenda?"
"To take over the world, one gay at a time"
Gay agenda by Dcimpulse66 December 21, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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