Agapé Boarding School

A cult boarding school in Stockton, Missouri that uses vulnerable boys for profit. Known for Jurassic Elbows, Brown Town, The Padded Palace, and The Holy King James Version; Agapé is a safe haven for child predators and abusers. Don’t be fooled, this place is nothing like prison - boys at Agapé could never achieve basic human rights. If your boy likes the school enough, he can even join the staff and intermarry with the great country folks of Agape!
Q: Have you ever thought about sending Billy to Agapé Boarding School?
A: No Way! I don’t want him to have the lifelong trauma that comes with living around those hicks.
by Pushtheground February 11, 2021
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agapé has a very, very unusual first name, every time she says it people are surprised and sometimes laugh at her. BUT she is the best friend you could have and it’s proven because my best friend is the best (she loves to cherish her best friend with presents)!! She’s brilliant, cute, intelligent, smart ans soo funny. She is always here for her friends and family, so much that she forgets to be here for herself sometimes. When the persons she cares about feel good she is fulfilled. Agape has big project in her life but she is also a little bit lost and stressed about that, but she’s couragous and will succeed ! Agapé has a lot of respect for her parents, they are her exemple of life, her brothers and sisters bother her often but she really likes to pamper them a lot !

I’M LUCKY TO HAVE A AGAPÉ IN MY LIFE DUDE
yo agapé I know you have a very, very unusual first name but hey read the text, ily patate <3
by FuckYouAreHot November 22, 2021
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