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Pronunciation: \ə-Fo͞o-ə\
Function: Proper Noun; The most awesome girl you could hope to meet

1: Afua is a name commonly given to girls born on Friday in the African country of Ghana. Traditionally in Ghana, children are named after the day of the week on which they are born.

2: The most loyal and thoughtful best friend anyone could ever hope to have. She is caring, understanding, and will stick with you and support you through all of the hard times in your life. She will love you unconditionally even though you might act like a fuck up on occasion and in spite of all your perennial flaws. Afua is beautiful, sweet, silly and the most fun person to just hang out with and be a goof. You would be lucky to have an Afua in your life.

3: Afua is very goal oriented and ambitious. She wants to succeed at everything, and she does. Afua is probably smarter than you, but don't worry she'll down-play where she went to college and won't make you feel too bad about the non-top ten school you went to.
Afua is going to be a world renowned surgeon in a few years.
Afua by Cheeky Scamp February 17, 2010
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Aquaphile 

Someone who is an enthusiast of all things related to the water. Someone who loves doing anything by the water, on the water or in the water. Much like a cinephile is a film/cinema enthusiast or an audiophile has an ardent interest in stereo & high-fidelity sound reproduction.
If you enjoy sun-bathing, boating, fishing, surfing, stand up paddle boarding, scuba diving, kite boarding, kayaking, swimming, water skiing, beach volleyball, marine life, shelling, riding a jetski, sitting on a dock , swinging in a hammock or drinking margaritas with your toes in the sand, or anything else by the water, on the water or in the water, you are an aquaphile.
Aquaphile by Water Lover September 7, 2013

Aquapussy 

A person wearing a bathing suit or in swimwear at the beach or I. The pool that seeks cover when it begins to rain.
Look at that aquapussy in the pool running for the umbrella because it started to rain!
Aquapussy by Benvenuti March 7, 2019
AFAP by SirBlondie January 17, 2009

Aquapeinshmeed 

The subtle moment when you are pooping and the little, dense pebbles splash the urine and water solution to clean your ass in a bidet-like fashion.
Damn, that story reminds me of the time that I aquapeinshmeeded myself.
Aquapeinshmeed by Coolbroski1 December 26, 2019
the act of taking a poo while your body is submersed in a body of water (pool,lake, ocean)
Dan's aquapoo floated to the surface as they swam
Aquapoo by THE JEFFERSONS December 16, 2008