alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

by Sirblondie June 16, 2009

Spraleigh

Nickname for Raleigh, North Carolina.
Sprawl + Raleigh = Spraleigh.

Bro1: Uggh Daniel supposedly lives in Raleigh but google maps says it's a 45 minute drive.
Bro 2: That's Spraleigh for you...

by SirBlondie December 21, 2008

low six

Similar to a low five between two bros, but with the added flair of a sixth digit, aka one's dick.

Commonly performed on nude beaches, this is seen as the ultimate gesture of friendship.

"dude bro i was giving this guy a low five but he was so clutch that it became a low six"

by Sirblondie December 08, 2008

pedosticks

Pedosticks combines the alluring qualities of chopsticks and pedophilia.

As with fiddlesticks, it can be used to denote frustration for being unable to do something. Unlike with fiddlesticks, that something is jailbait.

Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you take a seat?

Prashanth: Aww pedosticks.

by SirBlondie December 14, 2008

premejac

shorthand for premature ejaculation

Peekay: SORRY FOR PREMEJACCING. I can't help it... I'm foreign.

by SirBlondie December 16, 2008

RADD

Reading Attention Deficit Disorder. Used to describe people incapable of reading anything longer than a blog post, magazine article, or short story.

Mom: I've been having a lot of trouble staying with books recently, but it's not like I don't read. I noticed I'm always reading a magazine or a short story collection.
Son: You have RADD.

by SirBlondie January 10, 2009

Summblr

A tumblelog maintained only during the summer.

Hey man, did you upload those photos to your Summblr yet?

by SirBlondie May 30, 2011