SirBlondie's definitions

RADD

Reading Attention Deficit Disorder. Used to describe people incapable of reading anything longer than a blog post, magazine article, or short story.

Mom: I've been having a lot of trouble staying with books recently, but it's not like I don't read. I noticed I'm always reading a magazine or a short story collection.
Son: You have RADD.

by SirBlondie January 9, 2009

pedosticks

Pedosticks combines the alluring qualities of chopsticks and pedophilia.

As with fiddlesticks, it can be used to denote frustration for being unable to do something. Unlike with fiddlesticks, that something is jailbait.

Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you take a seat?

Prashanth: Aww pedosticks.

by SirBlondie December 20, 2008

Spraleigh

Nickname for Raleigh, North Carolina.
Sprawl + Raleigh = Spraleigh.

Bro1: Uggh Daniel supposedly lives in Raleigh but google maps says it's a 45 minute drive.
Bro 2: That's Spraleigh for you...

by SirBlondie December 22, 2008

Summblr

A tumblelog maintained only during the summer.

Hey man, did you upload those photos to your Summblr yet?

by SirBlondie October 24, 2011

freebirding

when a man pees, preferably into a conventional toilet bowl but alternatively a urinal, while victoriously waving his clenched fists over his head, as tribute to the pleasure of manhood.

Though it started as a fight, we soon realized that warm feeling was neither blood nor sweat--but freebirding. Also, we're gay.

by Sirblondie June 21, 2009

uncoherent

Used to describe something so incoherent that you forgot how to spell incoherent correctly.

Peekay: if i tell you falsehoods long enough
Peekay: the truth will fade into a haze
Peekay: 1984
Ethane: no
Ethane: you are not that powerful
Ethane: that requires super gayin level 4
Ethane: and though most people think you're well beyond that
Ethane: I know you're only super gayin level 2
Peekay: i don't even
Peekay: that was so uncoherent

by SirBlondie December 24, 2008

stylol

A laughably ill-informed perception of style

Bro: AHHH yeah, breh, check out these kanye shutter shades.
Fellow: Styloling it up, I see.
Bro: YUHYEAH... wait, what?

by Sirblondie October 16, 2008