18 definitions by SirBlondie

alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

by SirBlondie June 16, 2009

Summblr

A tumblelog maintained only during the summer.

Hey man, did you upload those photos to your Summblr yet?

by SirBlondie May 30, 2011

AFAP

As Fast As Possible

Nurse, get me some dirty magazines, AFAP.

by SirBlondie January 18, 2009

Google Wave

A hand gesture made to simultaneously say goodbye to someone and express sorrow for having failed their expectations.

Honey, I'm sorry I wasn't the man you thought I was. I guess it's time we part ways. I guess it's time to... Google wave.

by SirBlondie May 30, 2011

the love handler

A couples dance move recently made notorious in night clubs in which the man grinds up against the woman from behind all the while clutching her love handles tightly for balance.

I was dancing with this beautiful, chunky woman last night, so I busted out the love handler, and it was all smooth sailing from there.

by SirBlondie December 22, 2008

uncoherent

Used to describe something so incoherent that you forgot how to spell incoherent correctly.

Peekay: if i tell you falsehoods long enough
Peekay: the truth will fade into a haze
Peekay: 1984
Ethane: no
Ethane: you are not that powerful
Ethane: that requires super gayin level 4
Ethane: and though most people think you're well beyond that
Ethane: I know you're only super gayin level 2
Peekay: i don't even
Peekay: that was so uncoherent

by SirBlondie December 25, 2008

Spraleigh

Nickname for Raleigh, North Carolina.
Sprawl + Raleigh = Spraleigh.

Bro1: Uggh Daniel supposedly lives in Raleigh but google maps says it's a 45 minute drive.
Bro 2: That's Spraleigh for you...

by SirBlondie December 21, 2008