Summblr

A tumblelog maintained only during the summer.

Hey man, did you upload those photos to your Summblr yet?

by SirBlondie October 24, 2011

stylol

A laughably ill-informed perception of style

Bro: AHHH yeah, breh, check out these kanye shutter shades.
Fellow: Styloling it up, I see.
Bro: YUHYEAH... wait, what?

by Sirblondie October 16, 2008

freebirding

when a man pees, preferably into a conventional toilet bowl but alternatively a urinal, while victoriously waving his clenched fists over his head, as tribute to the pleasure of manhood.

Though it started as a fight, we soon realized that warm feeling was neither blood nor sweat--but freebirding. Also, we're gay.

by Sirblondie June 21, 2009

uncoherent

Used to describe something so incoherent that you forgot how to spell incoherent correctly.

Peekay: if i tell you falsehoods long enough
Peekay: the truth will fade into a haze
Peekay: 1984
Ethane: no
Ethane: you are not that powerful
Ethane: that requires super gayin level 4
Ethane: and though most people think you're well beyond that
Ethane: I know you're only super gayin level 2
Peekay: i don't even
Peekay: that was so uncoherent

by SirBlondie December 24, 2008

premejac

shorthand for premature ejaculation

Peekay: SORRY FOR PREMEJACCING. I can't help it... I'm foreign.

by SirBlondie December 20, 2008

low six

Similar to a low five between two bros, but with the added flair of a sixth digit, aka one's dick.

Commonly performed on nude beaches, this is seen as the ultimate gesture of friendship.

"dude bro i was giving this guy a low five but he was so clutch that it became a low six"

by Sirblondie December 17, 2008

the love handler

A couples dance move recently made notorious in night clubs in which the man grinds up against the woman from behind all the while clutching her love handles tightly for balance.

I was dancing with this beautiful, chunky woman last night, so I busted out the love handler, and it was all smooth sailing from there.

by SirBlondie December 23, 2008