aquapet
an aquapet is the equivalent of your mum
your mum is an aquapet
aquapet by 2345678ui9o0- May 20, 2008
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Aquapeinshmeed
The subtle moment when you are pooping and the little, dense pebbles splash the urine and water solution to clean your ass in a bidet-like fashion.
Aquapeinshmeed by Coolbroski1 December 26, 2019
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aquapella
To sing not ACAPELLA, but AQUApella, meaning that your only background music is that of the cascasing waterfall of the shower head as you put on a casual concert while showering.
Jordyn went aquapella with her Taylor Swift songs in the shower today, it was so beautiful it brought a tear to my eye.
aquapot
Smoking drinking water vapor out of a glass jar, in which the vapor is created through a water fogger.
aquapot by Robert England May 16, 2008
Aquarpeting
(n)from aquatic carpeting
1. A thick substance on the bottom of a body of water that resembles your livingroom carpet
2. Algae that feels like berber
3. Plantlife that offers the same friction as high quality carpeting on the floor of a body of water
1. A thick substance on the bottom of a body of water that resembles your livingroom carpet
2. Algae that feels like berber
3. Plantlife that offers the same friction as high quality carpeting on the floor of a body of water
Aquarpeting by NerdsHaveAccents June 5, 2007
Aquapenis
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin
Aquapenis is a uniquely male experience where the penis becomes very slick while penetrating a woman (or man) during copulation in water. Natural feminine juices are overpowered by excessive amounts of water making the vagina feel like a wet paper sack. The internal lining of the female looses its viscosity turning the normally moist pink spongecake into a T-fal lined cavern of doom.
The obvious and unfortunate side effect is less stimulating experience for both the male and female.
Exposure to copious amounts of water will cause Aquapenis in most men in less than 10 minutes.
Not to be confused with shrinkage.
An excessively large penis can slow down the effects of Aquapenis, but no member is immune to its debilitating effects.
Etymology: Latin
Aquapenis is a uniquely male experience where the penis becomes very slick while penetrating a woman (or man) during copulation in water. Natural feminine juices are overpowered by excessive amounts of water making the vagina feel like a wet paper sack. The internal lining of the female looses its viscosity turning the normally moist pink spongecake into a T-fal lined cavern of doom.
The obvious and unfortunate side effect is less stimulating experience for both the male and female.
Exposure to copious amounts of water will cause Aquapenis in most men in less than 10 minutes.
Not to be confused with shrinkage.
An excessively large penis can slow down the effects of Aquapenis, but no member is immune to its debilitating effects.
Mary: Hey Tom...Would you like to fuck me in this large body of water?
Tom: Gee Mary, that offer sounds groovy, but your promiscuous tendencies and that large body of water would result in the worst case of Aquapenis known to man.
Mary: Shucks...I guess I’ll go ask Jerome instead.
Tom: Gee Mary, that offer sounds groovy, but your promiscuous tendencies and that large body of water would result in the worst case of Aquapenis known to man.
Mary: Shucks...I guess I’ll go ask Jerome instead.
Aquapenis by OneLostChapter December 8, 2005
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