aftur 

Aftur is the hottest girl you'll ever spot. She can converse like a goddess and her looks will mesmerize you.

Any man who chooses to reciprocate her love will be astonished for life. Each day is one magical adventure. She'll surprise you when you least expect it -- with her hotness and her grace.

Have you seen Aftur?

No. She must be hanging out with her mutual friends; the angles in the sky.

aftur by kitsch girl March 20, 2018

quarter after one

A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.

Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"

quarter after one by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019

Afourteen 

A rapper that makes your ears bleed in a good way. did i use the right your? i don't give a fuck anyways Afourteen is part of a group called spider gang while he has also grouped with others and made many albums.

insert name because im to lazy: whats your favorite music artist?
inset name 2: my favorite music artist is 100% Afourteen he is the shit

Afourteen by randomskullontheground June 2, 2021

Afterhand

The slight glimpses of memory and interactions, from a previous nights drunkenness, that are remembered only whilst, or after, recuperating in a foggy, fuzzy, hangover"y" mess.

She was so wasted. Dancing on the bar, kissing 4 dudes and 5 chicks. Wonder what she'll remember afterhand?
Wait, I think I remember now. Was I really trying to hump that police horse? Of course I remember that afterhand.

I love you! And I love you and you and you! Let's see how much I love you guys afterhand.......(burp) I love you and you!

Afterhand by CeeWizzle June 4, 2013

aftercare 

Taking care of someone after preforming sexual activities with them. Cuddling, talking, etc.

He's so good with aftercare, he makes me feel safe.

aftercare by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021

after work job 

A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.

I can't come to poker night tonight guy, I've gotta go to my after work job.

after work job by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013

vodka afterglow

1) a state of being that resembles chemical impairment in which life is good because it sucks and pain does not exist.....till the next morning

2) feeling you get after consuming a glorious amount of vodka without a hangover or vomiting

3) drunk

" After her b/f broke up with her, she sang and danced like a whore...clearly in total Vodka Afterglow."

"The guy that just tripped over your car was in total vodka afterglow."

vodka afterglow by Ali Butz July 27, 2008