After Dinner Shit

The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.

Frank ate a whole cheesecake. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...

by stefan,luis January 24, 2009

After dinner pinner

To smoke a small joint after dinner

Umm... that was a great meal... not who's got the after dinner pinner

by AJ SITKO February 8, 2005

AFTER DINNER MINT

The cigarette a smoker craves after eating.

Man that Jimmy Johns sub hit the spot! I need an after dinner mint!

by the.hatter March 3, 2007

After Dinner Speech

A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.

Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.

Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.

by KEJIAN March 2, 2009

after dinner bint

A woman that you have to take out for an expensive meal to fuck.

"You shouldn't get yourself an after dinner bint. All that'll happen is that you lose money and get the clap."

by Oni-91 July 4, 2009

After dinner mint

Term used for partaking in some perscription only smoking. After a meal of course!

After we eat, we need to have a after dinner mint!

by 420 with a script! February 4, 2010

After Dinner Delight

After a luxurious and laborious dinner, having sex with a man/woman and then murdering them; an act of a foodie serial killers; an act of Franco (see general hospital); occasionally an act of suicide

That dinner was soooo goood i knew i was ready for an after dinner delight!

by Francoluver November 24, 2010