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After Dinner Shit  

The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.
Frank ate a whole cheesecake. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...
After Dinner Shit by stefan,luis January 24, 2009
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After dinner pinner 

To smoke a small joint after dinner
Umm... that was a great meal... not who's got the after dinner pinner
After dinner pinner by AJ SITKO February 8, 2005

AFTER DINNER MINT 

The cigarette a smoker craves after eating.
Man that Jimmy Johns sub hit the spot! I need an after dinner mint!

After Dinner Speech 

A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.
Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.

Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
After Dinner Speech by KEJIAN March 2, 2009

after dinner bint 

A woman that you have to take out for an expensive meal to fuck.
"You shouldn't get yourself an after dinner bint. All that'll happen is that you lose money and get the clap."
after dinner bint by Oni-91 July 4, 2009

After dinner mint 

Term used for partaking in some perscription only smoking. After a meal of course!
After we eat, we need to have a after dinner mint!

After Dinner Delight

After a luxurious and laborious dinner, having sex with a man/woman and then murdering them; an act of a foodie serial killers; an act of Franco (see general hospital); occasionally an act of suicide
That dinner was soooo goood i knew i was ready for an after dinner delight!
After Dinner Delight by Francoluver November 24, 2010